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Man, I almost feel like I owe you an apology for not telling you about this earlier. I found this over at Camel Toe Nude

If you are into reality porn Vegas Sex Party is for you. I have been in this members area, and this site is amazing!

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Yep, White Cheech is out of town for a few days, and I am staying with 2005 Penthouse Pet of the Year, Martina Warren.

Yes, I lead a pretty tough life, hanging out and partying with some of the most beautiful women in the world.

While I am gone I will be sure to grab some pictures of Martina in all her beautiful glory. In the meantime, take a visit to her site. She offers a lot, as she gets to have sex with some pretty beautiful women, and puts on a great hardcore show. Who knows, maybe you will even catch one with us together.

As I announced a while back, Fucking Jerk Off, the adult porn forum is having a small contest where the prize is a lifetime membership to Sex Pictures Pass AVS.

All you have to do is refer the most new members. The contest ends April 4, 2005, so get it in gear folks.

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Well, you learn something new every day, and today I learned that Adult Friend Finder now has blogs on their site, updated by their members. I read about it at Mate Find:

I know I wrote about Adult Friend Finder once today but this is something new! I was just over there and saw they have Adult Blogs!

Blogs are a simple way to create your own regularly updated homepage on Adult FriendFinder about your life. They’re a great way to find out more about other members and to tell people more about yourself and your real life experiences with people you’re met on Adult FriendFinder! You can read other members postings or start your own - its easy!

You can read all the details here.

I think this is a pretty good idea on their part. A blog is a good way to get a little deeper into the person’s head than a picture will reveal.

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Can you believe the audacity of these sluts? Actually having the gall to flash their tits in a strip club. From the Daytona Beach News Journal:

DELAND – Nine female dancers were charged with exposing their breasts at Softtails Saloon.

The dancers, ranging from 24 to 38 years old, were issued notices to appear in court and then released after being cited Thursday night, Volusia County Sheriff’s spokesman Gary Davidson said.

Davidson said the Sheriff’s Office received complaints about the dancers flashing. Plain-clothed deputies with the Sheriff’s Office Crime Suppression Team visited the business Thursday. After deputies witnessed the violations, the 10 women were issued citations.

Only in Florida.

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The other day I announced that Extreme Holly had joined Fucking Jerk Off, the adult forum for fans of porn. Well, she started off with a bang.

One thread topic was Spit or Swallow, and Extreme Holly said she preferred to snort it!! Now, I have heard of chicks that liked facials, or that liked to drink cum from a glass, but never snort it. This was something I had to see.

Well, I joined her site and sure enough, she does snort cum through a $20 bill!

Click the picture for a video of it.

This chick is the craziest I have ever met, I don’t think there is anything she won’t do. Join her site now and watch her blow 8 guys at once. See her get fucked with every vegetable you can think of. If it will fit in her pussy, she will insert it.

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Click the picture for a closer look at Holly’s camel toe.

I was visiting my buddy the Porn Editor tonight, and again he is showing that he has a thing for those hot ebony women.

Today’s Big booty black girl is Angel Eyes. She has an incredible ass. I edited her for one of the Justin Slayer movies. I forget which one (I edit a lot of their movies).

She truly is a booty beauty, and she has a very sweet black pussy. I could almost smell her sweet black pussy thru the monitor. YUMMY. You could squeeze and suck on her juicy booty for days. Here are some sample pics of her juicy booty, and her thick red lips.

You can check out the pictures here.

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I think we can only blame Paris Hilton for this latest fad of storing naked pictures on your cell phone. I am sorry, did I say blame? I meant thank.

I just found this in the Houston Chronicle:

Officer had nude photos of suspect, report says

He downloaded them off her cell phone after her DWI arrest, document shows

It began as the fairly routine arrest of a drunken-driving suspect on a Houston street.

It quickly evolved into a maze of questions as investigators checked out reports that a Houston police officer had found nude photos of the driver stored in her cellular phone, downloaded them and later showed them around the courthouse.

Patrolman Christopher Green has been reassigned to desk duty pending the outcome of an internal investigation. His partner, George Miller, also has been reassigned while the department looks into reports that he called the DWI suspect’s home to ask her out.

Okay, I know that Houston cops are not know for their high intelligence, but what the fuck? Sure, go ahead and download the pictures if you want, but to be stupid enough to show them off around the courthouse? Can you get any dumber than that? Yeah, you can go to her house and ask her out.

Well, Officers Green and Miller might want to take a look at Adult Friend Finder. Living in a city the size of Houston, I am sure they can find thousands of women that would be willing to date a cop. At least you won’t lose your job for asking.

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I was reading an article at Big Ol Boobies about amateur porn.

The Appeal Of Amateur Porn

There was an interesting article on the MSNBC website about the “Appeal Of Amateur Porn” and how the age of technology has enabled people to make their own home porn movies. This is probably why we’ve seen a surge of celebrity sex tapes lately.

The biggest appeal of amateur porn is that while the girls in Playboy are hot, they are often made up to be almost like perfect dolls or unobtainable girls who wouldn’t give you the time of day; and amateur girls have the “girl next door” factor going on for them. Far more reachable for our delicate male egos.

You can read the rest of the article here.

I have to admit, when I buy porn videos my preference is for the ones where people send in tapes of them and their friends having an orgy. I have one particular favorite that includes this cute little brunette with tiny, but pert titties. She is just so damn cute and innocent looking, and obviously likes to suck cock, and I always have had a thing for girls that like to suck cock. I am strange that way.

These videos usually are not as hardcore as the professional pornstar types, but they are a lot of fun to watch.

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You can even download the movies to your pc so you can burn it to DVD and watch them over and over again. Beats Blockbuster, that is for sure.

I recently met a young man that expressed his desire to break into the world of gay porn. I explained to him that gay porn is not really my thing, but after many tears I agreed to give him a little exposure.

So, what do you think folks? Does he stand a chance?

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Okay, you know I am all about the fun and games here, but every once in a while we need to be a little serious, and my buddy at Boogie’s Porn Blog has reminded me of that.

I know that when you come here this isnt exactly what you want to read. Its not exactly what I want to write about either. But we live in a world where bad things can happen and sometimes its nice to minimize that risk.

I’m talking about online predators. Whats got me thinking about this? Well, I read an article today over at NBC4i.com and it had a lot of intersting things to say about those who Prey on those who use the internet, children in particular.

You can read the entire article here, and I suggest you do if you are a parent.

If you are a parent I have a couple tools to suggest you check out. My Kid Control allows you to monitor what your kids are doing, and for $35 I think it is pretty cheap insurance.

Another tool is Easy Eraser. Some people use it to hide where they have been on the company computer, but if you are sharing your pc with your kids, and surfing porn, this is a nice little tool to run when you get done surfing so the kids don’t follow dad’s history. For $60 you can get this tool, and a popup blocker that I have been using for a couple years.

Pretty cheap insurance for responsible parenting.

I am happy to annouce that Extreme Holly has arrived at Fucking Jerk Off, the adult forum for fans of porn.

White Cheech is a proud sponsor of Fucking Jerk Off, and I highly recommend you cum visit us there.

In addition to Extreme Holly, we are also happy to include Arika Ames and Toni Freeland as members.

Come by and join the fun.

My friend Extreme Holly is making the rounds I see. See has sent some fansigns out to some of my friends, including the Naughty Witch.

What can I say about Extreme Holly that will put this into perspective for you? Take a hot brunette, add some rather large breasts, and coat her in the cum of eight different guys. Roll her around in the vomit of one of her girlfriends and you have described foreplay.

You can see the fansign and a free sample gallery here.

Well, of course since we are friends Holly was kind enough to send me one too.

Click the image for the bigger version.

To give you an idea of just how extreme Holly can get, I am going to give you some free movie previews. This chick sucks a mean cock. To say she likes cum would be like saying Italians like pasta.

Enjoy, and then go visit Extreme Holly.

I was looking around Camel Toe Nude tonight, and ran across this.

This little whore is getting her puffy camel toe ready so it will be all nice and wet for some guys big cock. It’s all nice, slick, puffy and bald, no need to worry about munching through a bunch of hair when tonguing that sweet tasting camel toe. She loves to have her big lipped camel toe pussy licked on all night long and is waiting just for you.

They have some free movie samples if you want to check them out. I did, and I signed up for I Spy Camel Toe. They have some great stuff there, especially if you like camel toes.

Yes, it is true folks, only you can prevent masturbation injuries. I just read this over at Mate Find:

Injured in the line of duty
A phone sex operator has won a workers compensation settlement claiming she was injured after regularly masturbating at work. She developed carpal tunnel syndrome, also known as repetitive motion injury in both hands from masturbating as many as seven times a day while speaking with callers.

I have to admit, the first time I read that I thought it said “from masturbating as many as seven times a day while spanking with callers.” Hell, when I was a 15 year old kid I spanked it a lot, but I am not sure I was doing it seven times a day!

You can read more about this and other crazy news items here.

Okay folks, this must be stopped, and you can help. Rather than resorting to phone sex why not try sex with a live person. Someone there in the same room. Can’t find anyone in your local area that will fuck you? Can’t afford a hooker? Well, don’t get too depressed, I have the answer for you. Adult Friend Finder has literally millions of active members and they have someone close to you. They are the world’s largest sex and swingers personals site. Check them out now. Even Scott Peterson could get a date with Adult Friend Finder.

If you visit White Cheech on a regular basis, you know that one of my favorite people in the adult industry is that cute teen, Arika Ames. Her site is one that I visit often, and I lucked out today, because she has just added two new sets.

I have to admit that I am not sure which set I like best. The first one features her in some hot black fishnets, and I do love fishnet stockings. However, the second set has her wearing this really sweet red bikini bra and panties. Of course she sheds them for us, and once you get a look at what makes that sweet camel toe, well it is all over then.

Click the picture below if you want a free preview of what you will find in her site.

This hot 18 year old amateur is fine. Perfect ass, topped off with a nice rack. Oh yeah, did I happen to mention her shaved pussy?

I was so aroused I had to call her and I am happy to report that I will be hooking up with her next week. So when I am gone for a few days, I am sure you will understand. I will try to remember to take some pictures of us together.

In the meantime, go check out Arika Ames and tell her White Cheech sent you.

I have not visited Celebrity Sex Tape Scandals in a while, but happened to stop by today and noticed this story:

Supermodel Seeks Retraction From Jenna Jameson Over Flirtation Claims.

Although Jenna Jameson generally prefers not to kiss and tell, she decided to dish just a little about a few of her celebrity encounters in her best-selling book, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star. Cindy Crawford was the one person mentioned in the book who was upset enough to demand a retraction.

Last week Jameson received a letter from Cindy Crawford’s trial lawyers demanding a retraction, removal of the offending passage from any future printings of the novel, and a handwritten letter acknowledging that Jameson was entirely incorrect in her assumption that Crawford was hitting on her.

Okay, so I am supposed to think that Jenna Jameson can’t tell when she is being hit on? Yeah, I believe that.

It just so happens that Jenna gave me an autographed copy of her book when I was in Las Vegas at the beginning of the year. I have been reading it but have not gotten to the part where she starts disclosing the celebrity scandals, and I am almost done with the book, so I am guessing that the end is where all the celebrity names are going to be mentioned.

I have to admit, the book is pretty entertaining. Lots of sex, drugs and rock and roll. Throw in a little rape here and there, and it pretty much tells the life story of every porn star or stripper I have ever known. It also proves that the old adage that ladies love outlaws still rings true. it is just reality.

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Tell them White Cheech sent you.

Finally, now that the Olsen twins are legal, we can start posting compromising pictures of them. That being said, I present to you my first *drum roll please* Mary-Kate Olsen upskirt!

Too bad about the panties, but at least it gives us a slight camel toe. I have a feeling that this 18 year old pussy would taste pretty sweet. Of course, being a multi-millionaire would be the icing on that cake.

If you like upskirts like I like upskirts, you will want to check out Church Upskirts. This guy takes upskirts to the next level by getting shots in a fucking church!

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I was visiting Big Ol Boobies today, and it looks like he scored a couple pictures of Jessica Simpson, both a nipple slip and an upskirt:

I scored some great explicit pictures of Jessica Simpson! This nasty little preacher’s daughter was caught with her white cotton panties exposed on stage! I just knew Jessica Simpson is the white cotton panties type! Damn, what I wouldn’t pay to sniff those

Check out his site for a glimpse.

I will admit that I think Jessica Simpson has zero talent, and I lost whatever respect I may have had for her after her bullshit on Saturday Night Live when she got busted lip synching, then had the gall to blame it on her band for playing the wrong song. Not only is she a liar, but she is insulting the intelligence of the nation if she thinks we couldn’t tell that the music was taped.

However, dumb blondes have their qualities, they are fun to look at and fuck. I mean, look at Paris Hilton. She certainly is no Rhodes Scholar, but she is nice to look at, and I wouldn’t mind letting her suck my cock.

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Sex sells, or so I have always been told. I guess Hollywood does not agree. I found this on Yahoo! News:

LAS VEGAS (Hollywood Reporter) - You can laugh about it. Fantasize about it. Be punished or killed for it. But what you can’t do is take sex seriously at the movies.

Look at the numbers on sexy movies. The list of boxoffice casualties is long. Both versions of “Lolita” died at the boxoffice, along with “Striptease,” “Showgirls,” “Henry and June,” “Crash,” “The Brown Bunny,” “The People vs. Larry Flynt,” “Crimes of Passion,” “Wonderland” “and “Original Sin.” Boosted by raves, the 1998 porn-world flick “Boogie Nights” topped out at $26 million. Even when Warner Bros. Pictures sold “Eyes Wide Shut” as a groundbreaking sex event movie starring Tom Cruise (news) and his then-wife Nicole Kidman, audiences blinked.

The old adage “sex sells” no longer applies to the movies.

Well, maybe they should rephrase that to say that crappy sex doesn’t sell.

I seem to recall several porn movies that did quite well. Deep Throat, The Devil In Miss Jones, Behind the Green Door and Debbie Does Dallas are just a few movies that cum to mind.

Nicole Kidman may be a decent actress, but she is no Marilyn Chambers or Linda Lovelace. On the giving end, Tom Cruise may be a talented actor, but John Holmes he ain’t.

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I was checking out Boogie’s Porn Blog the other day, and he had a picture of one fine ass.

The Best Ass
I first met her through Fark.com They simply called her ‘ass girl’. Then someone said ‘perhaps she is the girl with the nicest ass in the world’ and farkers worldwide agreed.

IT wasnt long before more pictures of her surfaced, this time with a name… though I think at the time we agreed the name was wrong.

Augistina they called her. But this was wrong. However, all 92 of the pictures were fappable, and there was much rejoicing

I have to say that after looking at the picture he has up, she does have an ass I would eat for days. So nice and round, yet pert. The kind I would like to bury my cock in. I like a nice set of tits, but give me a great ass any day. Women can use breast enlargement pills or a natural bra to make their tits look good, but a great ass is genetic.

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I know, I know, she can’t sing for shit, and would not be getting her picture posted here if it wasn’t for her daddy, the Prince of Darkness, hard rocker Ozzy Osbourne. But facts is facts and she has inherited celebrity status, so here you go, another celebrity nipple slip.

It looks to me like she might being some of that Breast Gain Plus.

So I have a question for you. How long before she has her own celebrity sex tape scandal? I mean she has to be at least as famous as Paris Hilton, and she certainly has the money. Isn’t a sex tape the next logical step?

Guys, come on now. I understand that you may want some sex toys to help spice up your sex life, but this is going a little far.

I picked this up at Yahoo! News:

Police Charge Man for Flashing With Banana

GREENWICH, Conn. - A former Stamford police officer has been charged with lewd conduct involving a toy banana. Arthur Bertana, 62, who had been on probation for lewd conduct more than four years ago, was arrested Saturday after police said he placed a toy banana in his pants and flashed people.

“Over a span of time, there were several reports of a subject wearing extremely tight pants with an obvious bulge stuffed down his pants,” Sgt. Roger Petrone Jr. said Wednesday.

Bertana would allegedly greet passersby on the busy street while trying to draw attention, Petrone said. At times, he placed a bag in front of his pants, then moved it and show the bulge, he said.

If there was ever a person that should use Adult Friend Finder I think this would be the guy. Fuck, with the money he spent on that $5,000 bail he could have had a great time with a dozen chicks in his own town . . . no matter how weird he is.

I was checking out the Porn Editor today, and while I know he calls himself the Porn Editor because he edits video, I think he should consider taking up writing as well. Check out some of his work:

Soon, she had pulled the cock out of his pants and started to suck his dick. She’s slurping on it pretty hard and she’s really loud. She wanted all of us to hear. She slowly started to remove her her summer dress. Danny was on the bed and Jenny was standing next to it bent over and sucking his dick. Her pussy was exposed and facing me.

She was bent over and her ass and pussy was just right there, just about a foot away from my face. Her pussy was shaved and looked very tight. But since it was only a dream and in your dreams certain things make perfect sense, I just continued to just sit there and watch. I mean after all, they had signed the contract and I hadn’t.

You can read the entire dream here.

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Ut-oh, the hot nubian rapper Lil’ Kim may be getting her sex in prison for the next 20 years. Yahoo! News reports that Lil’ Kim faces 20 years in prison.

NEW YORK - Rap diva Lil’ Kim was convicted Thursday of lying to a federal grand jury to protect friends who were involved in a shootout outside a radio station.

Lil’ Kim was convicted of three counts of perjury and one of conspiracy, but acquitted of obstruction of justice. She is likely to be sentenced to several years in prison — a maximum of five years for each count — at her June 24 sentencing.

The former sidekick and mistress of the late Notorious B.I.G., known for her revealing outfits and raunchy raps, testified that she didn’t notice two close friends at the scene of the 2001 gun battle — her manager, Damion Butler, and Suif “Gutta” Jackson. Both men have since pleaded guilty to gun charges.

While White Cheech is not really into the rap scene, I do like a nice ass or a fine rack, and Lil’ Kim provides both of those (or is it three?).

Anyway, I am sure there will be some fine prison sex going on in her cell before too long. She just looks like the type that won’t last too long with out some sex.

I hope they let her bring in some toys to enjoy with her new lesbian lover.

If you want to see hot pictures and videos of your favorite celebrity be sure to check out Celebs Xposed, you will be glad you did.

So I decided to check out that new porn blog, Camel Toe Nude, and was surprised to see an old friend of mine, Extreme Holly.

Bizarre Extremely Twisted Porn
Okay if you are looking for some extremely twisted porn, I found it! This one definitely has some bizarre stuff! Extreme Holly is her name, and from what I have seen, she is definitely a twisted chick!

She looks pretty sweet and innocent, right? Yeah, well don’t let the good looks fool you. Just take a look at her site and you will see that when Rick James was singing the song Super Freak he must have been talking about Extreme Holly.

This chick is all over cock like a fat kid on a twinkie. She can not get enough cock and cum. Check out her site and watch her blow eight guys at once. That is just the beginning.

When it comes to extreme, think Extreme Holly.

I was visiting the Naughty Witch Sex Blog, and she has found a new porn blog for your viewing pleasure.

Camel Toe Nude
Cool porn site. Camel Toe Nude. It has tons of free porn, porn site reviews, free porn galleries, free porn videos and so much more.

Camel Toe Nude even has found camel toe porn!

Go check out Naughty Witch for more details. I know I am.

I don’t watch the show past the auditions (they are too damn funny), but the chick at Mate Find does, and she has the following scoop:

Anyone that knows me knows I love American Idol. Its a real shocker to me to learn that one of the Top 12 finalist Mario Vazquez has quit American Idol. I thought the guy could really sing, and loved his redition of Stevie Wonders, Do I Do.

He was called the latino heartthrob. They say he quit for personal reasons. On another website, they say he was a closet homosexual. That makes me mad, if he is gay, so what? Whatever the reasons were he was a fan favorite.

Well, I don’t know and to be honest, I don’t really care . . . but I do have a suggestion.

With all the celebrity sex tape scandals that have been going on lately it only seems natural , he needs to get his own sex tape. Who knows, maybe he can even get his own site. You never know, he could become a star, and maybe even end up with a White House press pass.

Stranger things have happened.

Celebrities and sex scandals seem to go hand in hand like blowjobs and facials. Just found this one at