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NaughtyWitch is on top of her game, catching all the Academy Awards Oscar night red carpet action.

Celebrity Photos
Salma Hayek shows off every inch of her body, even if she has a dress on. I found this hot picture of Salma Hayek.
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Penelope Cruz another hotty, doesn’t show off as much. But still is very hot.
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Kate Winslet very hot, shows off a little cleavage on the red carpet.
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Halle Berry shows off her slim waist and beautiful smile.
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Renee Zellweger comes in with one hot dress. Someone should fire her hair stylist, she is cute as a blonde.
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Go check her out for all the hot action.

I am still hunting down the nipple slips, but in the meantime, you should check out Celebs Xposed for all the hottest celeb action.

I was over at Mate Find and she was talking about the re-release of the hot porn movie, Deep Throat. Apparently, Linda Lovelace is still in the top 5 of all time porn stars.

The top 4 porn stars of all times above Linda Lovelace are:

1. Ron Jeremy
2. Jenna Jameson
3. John Holmes
4. Traci Lords

I think that it is time for White Cheech to do a list of his top 5 current porn stars.

Since the Internet is the primary media for porn these days, I think it is only fair that I limit my choices to the girls with porn sites. On top of this list has to be Arika Ames.

I have had the pleasure of meeting and knowing this hottie, and have visited her site many times, and am not ashamed to say that I have enjoyed many hours of masturbating to her tight body, perky tits, and beautiful ass.

Check it out today.

So I was reading Celebrity Sex Tape Scandals and he was talking about the Chu Mei-feng sex tape scandal.

Taiwan prosecutors have charged a former mayor with invading his estranged girlfriend’s privacy by secretly filming her making love in the island’s most gripping sex scandal.

Chu Mei-feng, 35, a TV reporter-turned politician, became one of the best known women in the Chinese speaking world after a tabloid magazine gave away video discs showing her having sex with a married man at her home.

This got me to thinking about the Academy Awards that are coming up Sunday. Why don’t they give awards for all the recent sex tapes that have been coming out lately? Surely, Paris Hilton and Fred Durst (of Limp Bizkit ) would be two of this years contenders.

One of the nice things about the Academy Awards is the dresses that the actresses almost wear. It is always interesting to see whose titty and nipples is going to pop out. Bai-Ling is one of those celebs exposed for our viewing pleasure.

I can’t wait to see what happens tomorrow.

If you like erotic stories, you might want to check out this new blog I happened across, Erotic Stories Blog. That chick has some pretty hot stuff. Check this out:

“I want you” I sighed, stroking his hard cock through his jeans some more. “I want all of you” I said loudly turning round to the small crowd now gathered around me. “I’m going to lay naked here on the ground behind this car and I want you all to cum over me”

Be sure to check it out.

If you want more sexy stories be sure to check out Sex Pictures Pass! They have set up a deal with the world famous Hustler so that if you take a $4.95 three day trial you will get access to 7,000 sexy porn sites, with tons of pictures, videos, live chat, stories and much more for life!!

How can you beat that? You can’t.

Yep, you heard it hear first. Earlier this week, our favorite Hotel Heiress, Paris Hilton got her T-Mobile SideKick hacked. Now, it has been reported that several other celebrity customers have suffered the same fate. Fred Durst, whose number happened to be on Paris Hilton’s cellphone list, is one of the victims.

While I have not looked at the phone numbers yet, I did find these pictures of Fred Durst fucking this chick by the name of Masha Novoselova. At least, that is what I was told her name was. She could be the Queen of England for all I care. She looks like she is a good fuck, and takes it doggy style. There is also a picture of her sucking cock. She has a pretty hot body too.

There is video as well.

Apparently, other celebrities that we will be hearing about include Eminem and Snoop Dogg.

Thank you Paris Hilton, without you, none of this would have likely happened.

Wherever you look there is more about the Hotel Heiress, Paris Hilton. I was reading over at Mate-Find, and she was saying,

The friends of Paris Hilton are not amused after a hack attack into her mobile phone exposed their private numbers to the world. First, an intimate sex video of Paris Hilton was sold on the internet, and now her address book has been posted for all the world to see.

I guess this little tramp will just never learn. Go check out Hotel Heiress for all the hot and steamy sex tapes starring Paris Hilton.

I was checking out NaughtyWitch and found out that our new adult porn board, FuckingJerkOff is now live.

As she puts it,

Porn Porn and More Porn
This adult forum will have pictures and good adult sites in posts. Also we have arranged for some of the well known amateur babes to stop in once in awhile Toni Freeland has already registered, hopefully she will post when we let her know the porn forum has launched.

For the Arika Ames fans, I have already put up a hot picture of tight little teen. It is too hot for me to put on a site like this. You can see her shaved pussy and her pert nipples. Then you are going to want to go check out her site.

I have it from reliable sources that Melissa Midwest may have signed up as well for you horn dogs out there. That is some tasty pussy there boy.

So, I was checking out Celebrity Sex Tape Scandals and I can’t believe it, but he has posted all the phone numbers on Paris Hilton’s SideKick!

Check out some of the names he listed:

Aguilera, Christina 1-310-917-9191
Durst, Fred 1-310-948-0808
Eminem 1-917-776-7643
Fiona Apple 1-917-412-6061

If you want to see more Paris Hilton videos and pictures you have to visit Hotel Heiress - they are the only ones that have all the raw, hard and uncut Paris Hilton sex tapes.

I was reading Big Ol Boobies today, and saw a comment he made:

something about seeing an 18 year old girl gives me a stiffy. I guess it’s the way they’re bodies are so perky and firm and they’re naive to the world.

And it reminded me of Arika Ames.

Another day in the life of the White Cheech. I am walking thru the lobby of the Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas when I spot this little beauty, looking so innocent with a huge smile, and a tight, hard body. Boing baby!

Well, in Las Vegas there isn’t a lot for a hot 18 year old babe to do, so being the good guy that I am, I took her to dinner on Lake Meade.

Let me tell you, this is one hot chick! When she told me she wanted to be a porn star, I knew exactly what to do. And so did she.

Go check out her site, ArikaAmes.com - I did, it is great. hot pictures and movies and lots of them. You won’t find them anywhere else.

Well, it appears the Blog Slut just isn’t going to let this die. She has been digging around. Listen to what she has to say:

While the blogosphere is going nuts over Guckert’s possible connections to prostitution and the gay lifestyle, I am exploring the story of Jeff through the eyes of a web pornographer. I don’t know if he’s a hooker. I don’t know if he’s gay. There is one thing I do know for a fact. James Guckert is an adult webmaster

You should check it out. The owners of the program even admit that she is right. Very well done.

CNN reports that President Bush may have tried some herb.

NEW YORK (AP) – Private conversations with George Bush secretly taped by an old friend before he was elected president foreshadow some of his political strategies and appear to reveal that he acknowledged trying marijuana, The New York Times has reported.

Bush also criticizes then-Vice President Al Gore for admitting marijuana use and explains why he would not do the same.

“I wouldn’t answer the marijuana questions,” he said, according to the Times. “You know why? Because I don’t want some little kid doing what I tried.”

He also states that he would not “kick gays, because I’m a sinner. How can I differentiate sin?”

Well, Mr Bush, perhaps you would be interested in a membership at Cornhole Cruisers. Only $4.95 for a three day trial.

The place was full of cops. I saw this at a glance. Most of them were just standing around trying to look casual, all dressed exactly alike in their cute-rate Vegas casuals: plaid bermuda shorts, Arnie Palmer golf shirts and hairless white legs tapering down to rubberized “beach sandals.” It was a terrifying scene to walk into–a super stakeout of some kind. If I hadn’t known about the conference my mind might have snapped. You got the impression that somebody was going to be gunned down in a blazing crossfire at any moment–maybe the entire Manson Family.
My arrival was badly timed. Most of the national DAs and other cop-types had already checked in. These were the people who now stood around the lobby and stared grimly at newcomers. What appeared to be the Final Stakeout was only about two hundred vacationing cops with nothing better to do. They didn’t even notice each other.

–From Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas : A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream, by Hunter S. Thompson

A great author, sorry to see him go. When it comes to sex and drugs very few could capture it as well as Hunter S Thompson.

I suggest that everyone have a toast in his honor, then go watch a little porn.

As promised, White Cheech comes thru with some of the pictures Paris Hilton took with her cellphone.

More to come of this little slut, as soon as I can get them uploaded. She does have some pretty tits.

Remember, these are cellphone quality, but you won’t find them anywhere else that I know of.

You have to love technology. Apparently , Paris Hilton’s Sidekick has been hacked. For those that don’t know, Sidekick is a service of T-Mobile’s where they store phone numbers and notes on their server. All of Paris’ info is now been made available on the Internet.

So, whose phone numbers does Paris have stored? How about Christina Aguilera, Fred Durst, Eminem, and Anna Kournikova. Additionally, her list includes Victoria Gotti, Ashlee Simpson, and Ashley Olsen.

I guess there are porn pictures of her there also. I am working on getting copies for you. For all the hottest Paris Hilton videos and pictures be sure to check out Hotel Heiress

I happened to go by the NaughtyWitch yesterday and was reading her latest entry:

The Interview with a FUCKING SLUT
She walks into his office with a tight silk blouse on and a short skirt and heels, her long goldish brown hair falling across her shoulders. She walks up to him, her potential boss, and smiles…looking at him with her hazel green eyes, and tells him “hi I’m Sarah, I’m here to interview for the job.”

I had to read further because it sounds like the girl I hired to be my sexretary. When we work together, she makes it pretty apparent that she is a horny bitch, but opportunity never presented itself, until last year in Las Vegas.

We had a weeklong convention that we both had to attend. Our first day during the convention had so much sexual tension that you could cut it with a knife. Throughout the entire day I was brushing he ass and tits without being too ovious to anyone else, but getting the message across to her. After years of working together we were both becoming quite anxious.

That evening we had a business meeting. As we sat next to each other in the crowded restaurant i slid my hand up and down her thigh. I could feel her quiver with excitement as she discreetly moved my hand away, but I knew she wanted to fuck me.

After the dinner I asked her if she wanted to come back to my condo for a drink or something. She seemed to have trouble speaking as she nodded her head up and down. As we drove down Las Vegas Blvd I put my hand on her thigh again, and this time she reclined her seat and unbuttoned her jeans.

Well, back in ancient Greece they did. I guess the saying that things always come full circle still apply.

I happened upon this guy that calls himself General JC or PatriotBoy, and I have to admit, he is a strange one. Listen to this:

Nudity in the company of other men is nothing for which to be ashamed. It’s one of the ways we bond as warriors. The other is wrestling. Our ancient Spartan forbearers combined the two and created the greatest warrior society this world has ever seen. Your mention of wrestling and the pictures of your little soldier on the USMCPT web site tell me that you understand this ancient tradition. That’s the kind of knowledge men aren’t taught anymore. The very thought that the tradition lives on beyond my own little compound excites me in a strange and disturbing, yet liberating, way.

It seems that General JC may have some homo erotic leanings, or at the very least is a little bi-curious. That’s okay, it is 2005 after all, and if he wants to straddle the fence, it is okay. Being gay is nothing to be ashamed of. I might suggest that if you are gay or bi-curious that you might want to check out Cornhole Cruisers. It is my understanding that they have enough content to keep you spanking the monkey for hours on end. Only $4.95 for a three day trial. Jeff Gannon would.

My buddy, the Porn Editor cracks me up some times. Listen to what he had to say about BBW beauty Mandy, of Mandy’s Playhouse. “Look at her, cutesy, innocent looking smile. This girl is a hell-cat. T-I-G-E-R!! She loves to fuck. She loves to eat pussy… AND PIZZAS! I think she personally can live off the three “P’s” Pizza, Pop, and Pussy!

It a cool that she is comfortable with herself. She seems like she has a good outlook on life. For a woman to be a true BBW she has to be a big, beautiful woman, and you can’t be beautiful if you aren’t happy.

If you are a chubby chaser, if you like to fuck fat chicks, if you like huge tits and huge asses you really need to check out Fatty Farm

For $4.95 you can get a three day trial. You can’t beat that. You can’t even get a slice of pizza and a Coke for your BBW girlfriend for that price.

Check it out.

White Cheech has a new fuck buddy and I met her on Valentines Day. You should check out the ass on this babe. She has tits that say suck me.

Hustler’s Video On Demand is a pretty cool hook up. No membership fees and no monthly fees. Just buy a little time, and when you are done there is no obligation. You pay by the minute, and get 10 free minutes.

Barely Legal has the hottest teens around. I highly suggest you check it out.

You find the strangest things on video search… or so says Andy Volk
Product Manager, Yahoo! Video Search.

How long will it be before search engines start providing us links to the Paris Hilton video or some Pamela Anderson action?

Can you say Yahoo!

So, what a better time to cruise over and check out Mate Find. It just so happens that she is talking about sex toys.

She said, “Today while I was doing my usual snooping around the net searching for unusual sex toys.” I think it is sad that she has to buy sex toys for herself. Someone should send her something for this special day.

Valentines day is the perfect day to buy that special someone one of those jackrabbit vibrators. Forget roses, dildos are where it’s at.

I was checking out Celebrity Sex Tape Scandals and he has some very funny shit going on over there.

I particulary like the Top 10 Freak Sexual Positions he has going on over there. Check out Cum Guzzling Sperm Burping Bitch and The Angry Dragon.

Immediately after you blow your load in a girl’s mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up, she’ll look like an angry dragon.

There are rumors that Deep Throat is going to be released again to the movie theaters. CNN reports that it will be ready to be re-released sometime this week.

I remember seeing that movie at the Pussycat Theater back in 1972. Linda Lovelace made quite the impression on me. I was 18, and while I was already sexually active it never dawned on me that one woman to take so much at one time.

She was fucked in every available hole, often at the same time. And man, could she ever suck cock. It was the first porn movie I had ever seen, and I felt like quite the voyeur.

I think Paris Hilton should watch this re-release. She might learn something.

The untold story. White Cheech has just learned from reliable sources that Donald Rumsfeld not only recently visited Iraq but arrived there with Paris Hilton and Condoleezza Rice!

You know that Rice is a very hot MILF, and with that little slut Paris Hilton, Donald is going to have some very heavy sex with those two.

Threesomes rule, and Rumsfeld got himself some good action there.

I was reading Mate-Find and she was talking about handjobs and it reminded me of my teen years. Yes, that was a very long time ago.

I will never forget Debbie. We were coming back from a school outing to Disneyland on the school bus. It was late at night and we were sitting together and she had a blanket over her since she was cold.

I decided to get brave and ask if she would share the blanket with me, and to my surprise she agreed. Since the first step was successful I decided to put my arm over her shoulder. To my surprise she let her hand rest on my thigh.

I guess it became obvious that I was getting aroused as she started rubbing my hard cock. I leaned back and enjoyed the best bus ride of my life.

After 10 minutes of stroking my cock I was ready to burst, and burst I did! That blanket was barely enough to clean the mess she had made.

So, I was checking out this new blog are was surprised to see that he was talking about Melissa Midwest.

As it turns out, White Cheech met her in Las Vegas back in January. This is one hot chick for sure. I promised that I would make her a star.

Looks like she is well on her way.

What is wrong with that? White Cheech hasn’t been with a woman that was within 15 years of him in 10 years.

Their young perky tits are the best. Tight firm asses can’t be beat when you are spanking them.

Am I supposed to feel bad for that?

Nothing like a good blowjob from some hot teen. That is why they have stuff like deer antler, right?

Have I mentioned that bad girls are the hottest? I love reading sexy, erotic stories. It makes my cock hard.

Sexual fantasies are almost as good as the real thing.

Bad girls are the best girls, and NaughtyWitch is really bad.

That NaughtyWitch is a true pervert. She even gets off on toon porn.

Anime and hentai has been very popular and it seems that she is quite the fan.

Anyone that does not believe that pheromones are for real don’t know how much they are missing when it comes to attracting the opposite sex.

Pheromones are naturally occurring substances the fertile body excretes externally, conveying an airborne message to trigger a response from the opposite sex of the same species.

Ever notice how chicks just seem to be attracted to certain guys as soon as they walk in the room? It is the pheromones. It works for the birds and the bees and it can work for you too.

Sounds like there is some hot and heavy phone sex going on out there. You know, if you are going to talk dirty you can always make it that much better if she has a toy to use while you talk her to climax.

Trust White Cheech, he has been doing this for years.

I enjoy watching celebrity sex tapes. I still own a VHS copy of the Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee sex tape. One thing I learned from it was that Pamela gives great head. She really liked to gobble his big cock. Lucky man.

The Paris Hilton sex tape with Rick Solomon was pretty good as well. I need to find some hot celebrity babe to suck my cock and catch it on tape.

If you have not seen the Paris Hilton sex tape you really owe it to yourself to do so.

If you watched the SuperBowl you may have noticed one of the first commercials was one from GoDaddy. They had a hot, big titted blonde and they were making fun of Janet Jackson’s wardrobe malfunction from last year.

It was great. But the NFL made Fox pull it so it wasn’t played the second time, after it was paid for. What a bunch of garbage!

Big tits rule.

This guy is an young friend of mine, I suggest everyone take a visit to the Porn Editor - he has some great stories to tell.

Tell him White Cheech sent you.

She wants to see wants to see my big cock. I want to get her to use some of those pills that make big tits. They have these breast enhancement pills called BreastGain

Maybe I will buy a 6 month supply for her in exchange for some pictures.

So, I am watching the Paris Hilton sex tape on Hotel Heiress when all of a sudden my front door opens and this girl I used to date comes in.

click here for hotel heiress celeb sex vid

Since my 25″ monitor is the first thing noticed when walking in the room, it was hard for her to miss seeing Paris sucking Rick Solomon’s cock. She watched for about 2 minutes before reaching over and pulling my hard cock from my Levi 501’s and start blowing me.

Ten minutes later I had her on the couch and was fucking her pussy like there was no tomorrow.

Get Hotel Heiress - it will improve your sex life.

Okay boys, you need to know how to eat pussy and what better source that to ask a hot chick herself. Go direct to to the source.

And eat up.

Want to fuck? You might want to go check out Mate-Find.

There is a hot brunette over there giving tips on how to get laid

White Cheech may have to order some more penis pills from those people at Ultra Herbal

A just notice a nice new blog called the Naughty Witch. I think she is ripe for the picking. Seems to be an eager young slut. Maybe I can get a picture of her to post.

Go ahead, be honest

You youngsters think it is easy being the White Cheech, but it isn’t. Take this morning for example.

Last night I was out with this hot brunette until about 4 AM. We fucked like bunnies. It was great fun. I got to sleep about 5 and was blissfully dreaming of past conquests when I was awaken by the damn phone.

This MILF I have been seeing was calling me, wanting to come over. She likes the way I eat her pussy and wanted more. I told her to come over later this afternoon.

So how does a 51 year old playboy keep up with all this young pussy? Easy. I discovered these great penis pills. You can get them at this place called Ultra Herbal.

They have everything a guy could need. Virility Ex comes in pills, oils and patches, and I swear by them. Use all three, and the chicks can’t get enough. I don’t use viagra any more, because these pills make my cock longer and harder than viagra ever could. What good is a hardon if your cock is too small?

What do you do when a Penthouse Pet invites you to spend the weekend with her? What would you do if it was Penthouse Pet of the Year, 2005 Martina Warren?

Yeah, me too.

I think we make a hot couple, don’t you?

Life is hard on White Cheech.

I can’t believe it. This doesn’t happen too often, but I have a new hero, and from the most unlikely source. My brother-in-law.

Jim is not a player, by any stretch of the imagination, but tonight everything I thought about this geeky, city manager went right out the window. I went to my parents for dinner as a brother was in town, and during dinner he mentioned that his 19 year old daughter moved out today.

Knowing that they did not have any kids, I was intrigued. So I asked what the fuck he was talking about and my sister relayed this story:

Apparently, on New Years Eve morning he was taking his daily bicycle ride through the neighborhood and noticed a young Asian babe that appeared lost. He kept riding, and when he came back she was still in the neighborhood, studying a map.

He went over to her and discovered that she was a 19 year old Japanese girl that had just arrived in LA from Japan that morning. Don’t ask me how he did it, but somehow he was able to not only get her to come home with him, but got his wife, my sister, to agree to let her stay there for a fucking month!!

What the fuck?!? I remember when I was married I caught shit when I brought home a puppy! I have an entire newfound respect for him after 15 years.