I Dream of Paris Hilton
I guess Paris Hilton is trying to pull a Traci Lords on us, and is going to try and make a run at being a mainstream actress.
I read this at Mate Find:
Last month Paris Hilton had a quest spot on American Dreams. She played the part of Barbara Eden, the former star of I dream of Jeannie. I did a search for of pictures of Paris Hilton in her Jeannie outfit, and found an original one of Barbara Eden. I thought Paris Hilton looked pretty damn good! You compare!
You can check out the pictures of Paris Hilton and Barbara Eden here.
Well, I looked at the pictures, and I am sorry Ms. Hilton, you may suck good cock, but when it comes to I Dream of Jeannie, my childhood forces me to give my love to Barbara Eden.
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Whuh? She played the part of Barbara Eden – the actress herself?
That I could live with.
Jeannie was an unpicked (unfucked) plum that hung just beyond my adolescent reach for years. The thought of her bored and feisty in that bottle all day long was enough to send me to the john 3 times per episode – but it was all BECAUSE the sexuality was entirely unexpressed, and therefore THUNDEROUS.
Paris is a common slut. She had the intelligence, however, to recognize that she could use her socio-economic status and quasi-celebrity to elevate her whoring (or the images thereof, for most of us) to the level of a hyper-commodity. She is NOT a “porn star". Think about the implications of that.
She is, instead, the EXACT opposite of my beloved, unspoilt Jeannie: a woman one desires without the exercise of one’s imagination.
j-
Comment by 2HousePlague — 4/16/2005 @ 6:02 am
Paris Hilton really just needs to piss of and die. I’ve had enough of her silly antics. She just needs to enjoy her wealth and stay out of the public eye.
Comment by Titty Lover — 4/16/2005 @ 12:24 pm
Paris Hilton seems to love this sort of attention way to much, although shes good to look at and I wouldnt kick her out of bed, then again who would?? Im now curious what wierd antics she’ll be involved in next any ideas?
Comment by Del’s Porn Blog — 4/17/2005 @ 3:27 pm
Such Is The Life Of Paris Hilton
I read from White Cheech that Paris Hilton was playing “Jeannie” from “I Dream Of Jeannie” on an episode of “American Dreams". I guess it must get boring spending Grandaddy’s money all day so she is getting into acting. I heard a recent TV repor…
Trackback by Big Ol Boobies Porn Blog — 4/18/2005 @ 2:34 pm
Another Paris Hilton movie??
I just read this over at whitecheech.com, apparently Paris Hilton is gonna try going at it as a mainstream actress. I liked her better when she was sucking cock like a $2 whore with the night vision lens on haha. Man, that hot chick has been AROUND lat…
Trackback by PornPeddler\’s Porn Blog — 4/18/2005 @ 9:27 pm