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So, your cock isn’t big enough. Naturally you go to a surgeon to have it “modified” but you are not happy with the results. What do you do? Well, according to my friend over at Mate Find, you blow him up.

Man Upset With Penis Enlargement Surgery
Guess he didn’t get the size he expected, so what does he do? He mails the surgeon a bomb! He made an explosive device that included a model rocket engine igniter inside a jewelry box. After mailing it, I guess he changed his mind and turned himself in. The federal grand jury indictment charged him with using a weapon of mass destruction, sending explosives through the mail, interstate transport of an explosive, and related offenses.

You can read this, and other news oddities here.

I don’t know about you, but if I was not satisfied with the size of my cock, the last thing I would do is have it operated on. I remember we sent my puppy to the vet, and when he came home he wasn’t able to use his pee-pee for anything other than pissing himself whenever we used the word “vet” around him.

So, what is a guy to do? Well, you could tie a brick to the end of your cock, and go stand on the roof of your house and drop it. But after doing that, you might be tempted to mail yourself a bomb. There must be a better way. And there is.

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