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I don’t know if this is another holiday put together by the greeting card companies or not, but apparently May is National Masturbation Month. From Mate Find:

I just read at Libida.com that May is National Masturbation Month. They give you 31 hot ways to masturbate for each day of this month…. can you masturbate 31 days in a row?
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Wow, things have sure changed since I was a kid, and it is a good thing. It used to be I could take a chick to McDonald’s and get laid, but these days we have chicks turning down $1.5 million just to pop her cherry. From Big Ol Boobies:

Peruvian Babe Won’t Sell Virginity For $1.5M
A hot teen virgin from Peru named Gracia, has a very sick mother and in order to pay the medical bills and support the family, she advertised her virginity for sale. A Canadian bidder offered her $1.5 million to pop her cherry but in a change of heart after getting vast criticism, Gracia changed her mind and turned down the money.

You can see her picture here.

I don’t know, you can buy a lot of Big Macs for $1.5 million. I just hope for my son’s sake that this isn’t the beginning of a trend. If you can’t fuck a chick for that kind of scratch I am guessing steak and lobster isn’t going to work either.

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I was reading a review of Donny’s Girls today, over at Camel Toe Nude:

Donny lives in a college town in Northern California (it rhymes with Chico State) and I have to say, this guy has a goldmine up there. Young college girls, looking for a way to make some easy money, find a pornographer that is willing to give them good money just to do what they would probably do for free at a frat party on any Saturday night.

Donny says that he has taken over one million pictures and after looking at Donny’s Girls I am inclined to believe him.

This site has over 200 amateur models, that have never been seen anywhere else. When you talk about reality porn, you have to agree that Donny’s Girls is about as real as it gets.

You are not going to find a lot of plastic or silicon here, just all natural women. That means that you are going to find cute girls, ugly girls, fat girls, thin girls, big tits, little titties, shaved pussy, and furry, hairy muffs.

You can read the entire review here.

I know Donovan, but had never checked out his site before. After reading the review I decided to sign up and check it out. I have to say, he has quite the stable of young girls over there. One that really impressed me was Ann Marie.

There are a couple videos of her giving her boyfriend a blowjob, and she is pretty damn cute. The picture above is a screen capture from the video. I would not mind filming a POV of her sucking my cock.

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I think it goes without saying that if you are in a courtroom, you probably should not whip your cock out and start beating off. Well, tell that to the judge . . . please. I found this at Celebrity Sex Tape Scandals:

BORDEAUX, France - A French judge was placed under official investigation for “sexual exposure‘’ in a courtroom, prosecutors said after a newspaper reported the judge masturbated while a lawyer pleaded her case.

The 39-year-old judge masturbated for several minutes last week while listening to a female lawyer addressing the court in a case dealing with a dispute between neighbors, regional paper La Charente Libre said.

You can read the rest of this weirdness here.

I am really do not know what to say. See, back in the day, White Cheech used to work in the field of law. I also used to date a really hot female attorney. I can almost picture us acting this little scene out at home. But in a courtroom? Hell, I would even turn off my pager so the vibration did not give me a hardon. The times are a changing I guess.

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I was reading an article at Big Ol Boobies about amateur porn.

The Appeal Of Amateur Porn

There was an interesting article on the MSNBC website about the “Appeal Of Amateur Porn” and how the age of technology has enabled people to make their own home porn movies. This is probably why we’ve seen a surge of celebrity sex tapes lately.

The biggest appeal of amateur porn is that while the girls in Playboy are hot, they are often made up to be almost like perfect dolls or unobtainable girls who wouldn’t give you the time of day; and amateur girls have the “girl next door” factor going on for them. Far more reachable for our delicate male egos.

You can read the rest of the article here.

I have to admit, when I buy porn videos my preference is for the ones where people send in tapes of them and their friends having an orgy. I have one particular favorite that includes this cute little brunette with tiny, but pert titties. She is just so damn cute and innocent looking, and obviously likes to suck cock, and I always have had a thing for girls that like to suck cock. I am strange that way.

These videos usually are not as hardcore as the professional pornstar types, but they are a lot of fun to watch.

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I have not visited Celebrity Sex Tape Scandals in a while, but happened to stop by today and noticed this story:

Supermodel Seeks Retraction From Jenna Jameson Over Flirtation Claims.

Although Jenna Jameson generally prefers not to kiss and tell, she decided to dish just a little about a few of her celebrity encounters in her best-selling book, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star. Cindy Crawford was the one person mentioned in the book who was upset enough to demand a retraction.

Last week Jameson received a letter from Cindy Crawford’s trial lawyers demanding a retraction, removal of the offending passage from any future printings of the novel, and a handwritten letter acknowledging that Jameson was entirely incorrect in her assumption that Crawford was hitting on her.

Okay, so I am supposed to think that Jenna Jameson can’t tell when she is being hit on? Yeah, I believe that.

It just so happens that Jenna gave me an autographed copy of her book when I was in Las Vegas at the beginning of the year. I have been reading it but have not gotten to the part where she starts disclosing the celebrity scandals, and I am almost done with the book, so I am guessing that the end is where all the celebrity names are going to be mentioned.

I have to admit, the book is pretty entertaining. Lots of sex, drugs and rock and roll. Throw in a little rape here and there, and it pretty much tells the life story of every porn star or stripper I have ever known. It also proves that the old adage that ladies love outlaws still rings true. it is just reality.

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Sex sells, or so I have always been told. I guess Hollywood does not agree. I found this on Yahoo! News:

LAS VEGAS (Hollywood Reporter) - You can laugh about it. Fantasize about it. Be punished or killed for it. But what you can’t do is take sex seriously at the movies.

Look at the numbers on sexy movies. The list of boxoffice casualties is long. Both versions of “Lolita” died at the boxoffice, along with “Striptease,” “Showgirls,” “Henry and June,” “Crash,” “The Brown Bunny,” “The People vs. Larry Flynt,” “Crimes of Passion,” “Wonderland” “and “Original Sin.” Boosted by raves, the 1998 porn-world flick “Boogie Nights” topped out at $26 million. Even when Warner Bros. Pictures sold “Eyes Wide Shut” as a groundbreaking sex event movie starring Tom Cruise (news) and his then-wife Nicole Kidman, audiences blinked.

The old adage “sex sells” no longer applies to the movies.

Well, maybe they should rephrase that to say that crappy sex doesn’t sell.

I seem to recall several porn movies that did quite well. Deep Throat, The Devil In Miss Jones, Behind the Green Door and Debbie Does Dallas are just a few movies that cum to mind.

Nicole Kidman may be a decent actress, but she is no Marilyn Chambers or Linda Lovelace. On the giving end, Tom Cruise may be a talented actor, but John Holmes he ain’t.

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The Mainichi Daily News reports that a Kagawa University professor has been indicted for molesting a woman during consultations with the self proclaimed love expert.

Prosecutors claim Professor Kenji Iwatsuki, 50, well known for consultations concerning emotional issues, sent an e-mail to the woman in her 20s, asking her to visit his home in Takamatsu on April 26, 2002.

When she visited his home on April 27 and 28, the professor touched her breasts and other parts of her body in the bathtub, saying it was a necessary part of the treatment, according to prosecutors.

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Boogie’s Porn Blog had an interesting article yesterday.

It doesnt take a genius to figure this one out…. but, the folks over at The San Francisco Bay Guardian are reporting that Reality Porn May Not Be Real

so, yes, the girls at We Live Together are hot as hell, but no… they dont live together as implied, they dont really pick up random women at the mall and take them home and deflower them. Mike’s Apartment sure does have a lot of hot foreign girls coming in to screw, they probably arent doing it for rent.

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So I was reading Celebrity Sex Tape Scandals and he was talking about the Chu Mei-feng sex tape scandal.

Taiwan prosecutors have charged a former mayor with invading his estranged girlfriend’s privacy by secretly filming her making love in the island’s most gripping sex scandal.

Chu Mei-feng, 35, a TV reporter-turned politician, became one of the best known women in the Chinese speaking world after a tabloid magazine gave away video discs showing her having sex with a married man at her home.

This got me to thinking about the Academy Awards that are coming up Sunday. Why don’t they give awards for all the recent sex tapes that have been coming out lately? Surely, Paris Hilton and Fred Durst (of Limp Bizkit ) would be two of this years contenders.

One of the nice things about the Academy Awards is the dresses that the actresses almost wear. It is always interesting to see whose titty and nipples is going to pop out. Bai-Ling is one of those celebs exposed for our viewing pleasure.

I can’t wait to see what happens tomorrow.

I can’t believe it. This doesn’t happen too often, but I have a new hero, and from the most unlikely source. My brother-in-law.

Jim is not a player, by any stretch of the imagination, but tonight everything I thought about this geeky, city manager went right out the window. I went to my parents for dinner as a brother was in town, and during dinner he mentioned that his 19 year old daughter moved out today.

Knowing that they did not have any kids, I was intrigued. So I asked what the fuck he was talking about and my sister relayed this story:

Apparently, on New Years Eve morning he was taking his daily bicycle ride through the neighborhood and noticed a young Asian babe that appeared lost. He kept riding, and when he came back she was still in the neighborhood, studying a map.

He went over to her and discovered that she was a 19 year old Japanese girl that had just arrived in LA from Japan that morning. Don’t ask me how he did it, but somehow he was able to not only get her to come home with him, but got his wife, my sister, to agree to let her stay there for a fucking month!!

What the fuck?!? I remember when I was married I caught shit when I brought home a puppy! I have an entire newfound respect for him after 15 years.

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