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Yeah, I made that up, Jessica Simpson isn’t going to be in a porn flick, but is going to be in the new Dukes of Hazzard movie according to my buddy Boogie:

Daisy duke makes me hard like a rock

This is another one of those movies that have so much potential it makes me sick. That’s a hell of a cast, particuarlly the Johnny Knoxville and Seann William Scott as the duke boys. Willie Nelson as uncle jesse!!!

Man I hope this movie doesnt get fucked up

Either way though at least we got jessica simpsons hooters to look forward to

I guess this is one of those times where I am too old. Jessica Simpson is nothing but a good looking, but extremely ditzy blonde; and The Dukes of Hazzard was a TV show that I can not remember ever watching. However, Daisy Dukes is a fashion statement that I have loved for as long as I can remember.

To me, Daisy Dukes always meant short, short cutoff jeans and a blouse that was tied in a knot instead of buttoned.

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The three “B’s” - babes, boobs, and blondes, or is it brunettes? Hey, it doesn’t really matter the hair color, does it? Or does it? Hey, they are all pink on the inside, right?

I was happy today to receive the picture below from Samantha, a hot little babe from Washington, who not only has a great rack and eyes you could get lost in, but also happens to be a fan of White Cheech.

I think this should be the beginning of a trend, where all the hot chicks that read White Cheech send in their pictures. That sounds like a great trend to me.

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Well, I hope she loves me. I know she at least reads White Cheech because only a couple weeks ago I wrote about her, and today I found this picture in my email.

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Sexy Tiffany Paris strips from bran and panties.

Hot Tiffany Paris shows off her hot ass.

I don’t know if this is another holiday put together by the greeting card companies or not, but apparently May is National Masturbation Month. From Mate Find:

I just read at Libida.com that May is National Masturbation Month. They give you 31 hot ways to masturbate for each day of this month…. can you masturbate 31 days in a row?
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Okay, you guys know I don’t usually write about the same girl twice in a row . . . in fact I never have before that I can recall, but today I am going to make an exception. I do this because I am a little concerned about my buddy Boogie. Read this:

As some of you folks know i have a bit of a infatuation with ashley brookes. I was looking at one of her galleries today and noticed that she shops at walmart.

If you go read his entry you will see that he has posted a very nice picture of Ashley Brookes. Nothing wrong with that, in fact it is appreciated. However, he has noticed the brand of potato chips she is eating!

I don’t know, when I look at pictures of Ashley I see lovely breasts, a sweet ass, and a tasty pussy. I will admit, it took me 5 minutes of looking at the picture to even notice she was eating anything. Of course, then there is the question of why does he know so much about Walmart? Oh well.

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I bet Boogie can tell us what is on the pizza she is eating.

I live a pretty tough life, I am sure all of you will agree. Riding around on my Harley-Davidson, and partying with hot chicks. Well, it is a dirty job, and someone has to do it. Might as well be me.

As you know, I was recently in Phoenix partying with my friends, like Martina Warren, Extreme Holly, and Arika Ames, as well as looking around for other new talent.

Well, one afternoon, I was hanging out by the pool and I spotted this hot little blonde in the pool. I went over and talked to her a bit, and discovered she was 19, and from Kansas. Well, you know what I did for the one Midwest gal.

It took a little sweet talk, but eventually I got her comfortable enough with me to let me get some pictures of her with her girlfriends (more on them later). I told her she should open a web site, that she would do pretty well.

Well, yesterday I get an email from her, and sure enough, she did it! You should go check out Ashley Brookes. She looks quite innocent, but she is a dirty girl deep inside.

She is offering high quality pictures and videos as well as a live video chat. I know I am going to go join right now. I am looking forward to the live chat. I will let you know how it goes.

In the meantime, here is a FREE SAMPLE Ashley was kind enough to send me. I love the Catholic schoolgirl look. Plaid skirts and white cotton blouses turn me on.

Wow, things have sure changed since I was a kid, and it is a good thing. It used to be I could take a chick to McDonald’s and get laid, but these days we have chicks turning down $1.5 million just to pop her cherry. From Big Ol Boobies:

Peruvian Babe Won’t Sell Virginity For $1.5M
A hot teen virgin from Peru named Gracia, has a very sick mother and in order to pay the medical bills and support the family, she advertised her virginity for sale. A Canadian bidder offered her $1.5 million to pop her cherry but in a change of heart after getting vast criticism, Gracia changed her mind and turned down the money.

You can see her picture here.

I don’t know, you can buy a lot of Big Macs for $1.5 million. I just hope for my son’s sake that this isn’t the beginning of a trend. If you can’t fuck a chick for that kind of scratch I am guessing steak and lobster isn’t going to work either.

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I was reading a review of Donny’s Girls today, over at Camel Toe Nude:

Donny lives in a college town in Northern California (it rhymes with Chico State) and I have to say, this guy has a goldmine up there. Young college girls, looking for a way to make some easy money, find a pornographer that is willing to give them good money just to do what they would probably do for free at a frat party on any Saturday night.

Donny says that he has taken over one million pictures and after looking at Donny’s Girls I am inclined to believe him.

This site has over 200 amateur models, that have never been seen anywhere else. When you talk about reality porn, you have to agree that Donny’s Girls is about as real as it gets.

You are not going to find a lot of plastic or silicon here, just all natural women. That means that you are going to find cute girls, ugly girls, fat girls, thin girls, big tits, little titties, shaved pussy, and furry, hairy muffs.

You can read the entire review here.

I know Donovan, but had never checked out his site before. After reading the review I decided to sign up and check it out. I have to say, he has quite the stable of young girls over there. One that really impressed me was Ann Marie.

There are a couple videos of her giving her boyfriend a blowjob, and she is pretty damn cute. The picture above is a screen capture from the video. I would not mind filming a POV of her sucking my cock.

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Wait, maybe that isn’t her nipple, but rather her entire titty! I used to have a problem being able to tell the difference between Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen but I think Ashley has made it easy for me now. To be honest, I am starting to wonder who really has the cocaine problem,

The above picture was taken at a charity event Ashley attended on Thursday evening. I think the event was to raise money to give her a boob job.

Don’t do it Ashley! Don’t forget what happened to Tara Reid. You don’t want to look like you are starring in a slasher film, do you?

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This stuff works. One of my girlfriends has been using Breast Gain for almost two months now, and it is obvious that her titties are growing.

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I was looking through some of my pictures this evening, and came across one of my old favorites, a hot picture of Tiffany Paris on my bike.

I met Tiffany a few years ago at some party and was immediately in lust. It wasn’t long before she opened up her first website. It is loaded with EXCLUSIVE high quality pictures and sexy videos.

I always enjoy running into Tiffany at parties, and you will enjoy her as well, as you watch her fuck her pretty girlfriends, as well enjoying her erotic stories. She has quite the imagination. In fact, I wonder if the stories are real or not. . . . I will have to remember to ask her that the next time I see her.

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People often question me as to why I go around and spend time trying to hook up with hot young teens, and to them I say, “are you nuts?” I mean, seriously guys. Do you mean to tell me that if you could not trade places with me, you wouldn’t? Yeah right.

Actually, I am hoping to discover the next Subway Girl. Oh wait, you don’t know who the Subway Girl is? Well, do yourself a favor, and pay a visit to Boogie’s Porn Blog:

The Subway Girl
She is an internet phenomenon. Her name is Jamie. She’s from FTV Girls (first time video girls) and she’s pretty much a knockout.

2005-04-18 08:34:59 PM tempathy

what’s worse..being all over the internet, or being referred to as the Subway Girl 24/7? probably both

A lot of folks have been scrambling to find the videos, well I found them today from over at fark.com.
so here it is

Do yourself a favor and visit Boogie’s Blog so you can see the video yourself. It is well worth it.

There are a couple of sweet upskirt shots showing that she has a really smooth pussy. Top that of with a great smile, and a killer set of tits, and it should be easy to see why I am on my quest for the Holy Grail.

I met the hottie above at the library in Tempe, AZ. You never know who you are going to meet, or where you might meet them. I think my Library Girl would be a hit. What do you think?

Getting back to Subway Girl, when I heard she was part of FTV Girls I decided to take a look at their site, and all I can say is, “Wow!”

These guys have over 130 girls in their library! I really need to do some catch up if I am going to be able to compete with them. Take a look at this FREE SAMPLE courtesy of First Time Videos.

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I guess Paris Hilton is trying to pull a Traci Lords on us, and is going to try and make a run at being a mainstream actress.

I read this at Mate Find:

Last month Paris Hilton had a quest spot on American Dreams. She played the part of Barbara Eden, the former star of I dream of Jeannie. I did a search for of pictures of Paris Hilton in her Jeannie outfit, and found an original one of Barbara Eden. I thought Paris Hilton looked pretty damn good! You compare!

You can check out the pictures of Paris Hilton and Barbara Eden here.

Well, I looked at the pictures, and I am sorry Ms. Hilton, you may suck good cock, but when it comes to I Dream of Jeannie, my childhood forces me to give my love to Barbara Eden.

I took a visit to the Naughty Witch today, and she was talking about Virtual Bartender:

I decided to check it out, and have a couple observations. First, these two girls are really hot. Secondly, if you put in the command “kiss” you can see that they are obviously enjoying themselves.

I tried the command “kill” and it cracked me up. Funny stuff. the command of strip was rather disappointing. Check it out, and come back and tell me your favorite commands.

Visit her site for all her observations.

It is kind of funny to me this particular subject came up. As you will recall, a couple weeks ago I had the pleasure of spending a long weekend with 2005 Penthouse Pet of the Year Martina Warren. It just so happens that she is planning on adding this feature to her site.

If you have never visited Martina Warren’s website, you don’t know what you are missing. But when they finish up doing all the filming for this virtual Martina Warren addition it is really going to rock.

I wonder if she will want to include the pictures of her doing housework that I took. Maybe I will put a couple up to get your opinion.

When will these celebrities ever learn? Apparently, Vida Guerra’s T-Mobile SideKick got hacked like what happened with Paris Hilton and Fred Durst. I found this at Boogie’s Blog:

Looks like Vida Guerra’s cellphone got hacked and of course there were nudie pics on there. Why do celebs do this? I dont know.

surely you know Vida Guerra by now. She’s that hot girl from from Maxim, the one with the nice ass. She also was voted FHM’s 26 Sexiest girl in the world. She’s also played a stripper on the Chapelle Show a couple of times.

He has a bunch of pictures that you can find here.

I managed to find a few myself.

I have to admit, I was never a real big fan of cellphones, but T-Mobile is quickly becoming one of my favorite sources of celebrity porn.

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Anyone that has been visiting White Cheech for a while knows that I like to introduce new young ladies that I meet on my travels. Today I introduce, Claudia.

I met Claudia in The Library in Tempe, AZ. She just started working there a couple weeks ago, and told me she doesn’t really know anyone yet, so I told her I would make her famous.

If you will recall, I have promised the same thing to such favorites as Toni Freeland, Melissa Midwest, Arika Ames and Extreme Holly.

What do you think boys? Does Claudia have potential? I think she is pretty damn cute. If in Tempe, stop by The Library, the place rocks, has cute girls working there, and the uniforms are perfect for those of you that love the Catholic schoolgirl look. You know, plaid skirts, white cotton blouses, and black patent leather shoes.

I think it goes without saying that if you are in a courtroom, you probably should not whip your cock out and start beating off. Well, tell that to the judge . . . please. I found this at Celebrity Sex Tape Scandals:

BORDEAUX, France - A French judge was placed under official investigation for “sexual exposure‘’ in a courtroom, prosecutors said after a newspaper reported the judge masturbated while a lawyer pleaded her case.

The 39-year-old judge masturbated for several minutes last week while listening to a female lawyer addressing the court in a case dealing with a dispute between neighbors, regional paper La Charente Libre said.

You can read the rest of this weirdness here.

I am really do not know what to say. See, back in the day, White Cheech used to work in the field of law. I also used to date a really hot female attorney. I can almost picture us acting this little scene out at home. But in a courtroom? Hell, I would even turn off my pager so the vibration did not give me a hardon. The times are a changing I guess.

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I first met Taylor Little about two years ago and what a little cutie she is. When I was in Phoenix last week I had the pleasure of spending some more time with her.

Well, Taylor is not so little anymore, as her site was the winner of the 2004 Best Amateur Site Award.

Here is a picture of Taylor Little and Dirty Aly, with yours truly.

When I first met Taylor Little she was busy picking up on chicks at Universal Studios and making out with them. Now she gets to make out with all the hot babes at LightSpeed University.

I think she has found her niche.

Those of you that are regular readers of WhiteCheech know that I was away for about a week, and that I was staying with 2005 Penthouse Pet of the Year, Martina Warren. Let me tell you guys, if you ever get a chance to stay and spend time with a Penthouse Pet, you should jump at the opportunity.

There are things you learn by staying with a woman that you are never going to read in a magazine. Since I was able to get a view that you will never see in Penthouse or even on her site, I will share a few of my observations over the next few weeks.

The first thing I want to talk about is Martina’s pussy.

Now, I have visited Martina’s site and I even have an autographed copy of the Penthouse issue that features her, but I really wasn’t prepared for her cute pussy.

It is so soft and inviting. There really isn’t anything like waking up to it right up against your face. I don’t know who enjoyed my playing with it more, her or me, but I could swear it was almost purring.

I miss Martina’s pussy already. Luckily, I have an open invitation to visit anytime I want. I have some exclusive pictures you will not find anywhere else. That I can guarantee you. But I don’t want to give you too much all at once, so I will just suggest you visit MartinaWarren.com, and check back frequently as I show and tell more of my experiences with Martina Warren’s pussy.

What a crazy week. I have a lot of catching up to do, and pictures to upload, but I will be back, hard at work by the end of the day.

Have come great pictures of Martina Warren (what a cute pussy she has), Arika Ames, Extreme Holly and many, many more.

Some great stories too. Stay tuned.

Man, I almost feel like I owe you an apology for not telling you about this earlier. I found this over at Camel Toe Nude

If you are into reality porn Vegas Sex Party is for you. I have been in this members area, and this site is amazing!

I guess the best way to describe it is an extreme version of Girls Gone Wild! Every week they sponsor an orgy in Las Vegas and stock it full of pornstars and strippers, invite a few guys, and let them go nuts. Of course they film it all and share it with us.

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Yep, White Cheech is out of town for a few days, and I am staying with 2005 Penthouse Pet of the Year, Martina Warren.

Yes, I lead a pretty tough life, hanging out and partying with some of the most beautiful women in the world.

While I am gone I will be sure to grab some pictures of Martina in all her beautiful glory. In the meantime, take a visit to her site. She offers a lot, as she gets to have sex with some pretty beautiful women, and puts on a great hardcore show. Who knows, maybe you will even catch one with us together.

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Well, you learn something new every day, and today I learned that Adult Friend Finder now has blogs on their site, updated by their members. I read about it at Mate Find:

I know I wrote about Adult Friend Finder once today but this is something new! I was just over there and saw they have Adult Blogs!

Blogs are a simple way to create your own regularly updated homepage on Adult FriendFinder about your life. They’re a great way to find out more about other members and to tell people more about yourself and your real life experiences with people you’re met on Adult FriendFinder! You can read other members postings or start your own - its easy!

You can read all the details here.

I think this is a pretty good idea on their part. A blog is a good way to get a little deeper into the person’s head than a picture will reveal.

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Can you believe the audacity of these sluts? Actually having the gall to flash their tits in a strip club. From the Daytona Beach News Journal:

DELAND – Nine female dancers were charged with exposing their breasts at Softtails Saloon.

The dancers, ranging from 24 to 38 years old, were issued notices to appear in court and then released after being cited Thursday night, Volusia County Sheriff’s spokesman Gary Davidson said.

Davidson said the Sheriff’s Office received complaints about the dancers flashing. Plain-clothed deputies with the Sheriff’s Office Crime Suppression Team visited the business Thursday. After deputies witnessed the violations, the 10 women were issued citations.

Only in Florida.

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I think we can only blame Paris Hilton for this latest fad of storing naked pictures on your cell phone. I am sorry, did I say blame? I meant thank.

I just found this in the Houston Chronicle:

Officer had nude photos of suspect, report says

He downloaded them off her cell phone after her DWI arrest, document shows

It began as the fairly routine arrest of a drunken-driving suspect on a Houston street.

It quickly evolved into a maze of questions as investigators checked out reports that a Houston police officer had found nude photos of the driver stored in her cellular phone, downloaded them and later showed them around the courthouse.

Patrolman Christopher Green has been reassigned to desk duty pending the outcome of an internal investigation. His partner, George Miller, also has been reassigned while the department looks into reports that he called the DWI suspect’s home to ask her out.

Okay, I know that Houston cops are not know for their high intelligence, but what the fuck? Sure, go ahead and download the pictures if you want, but to be stupid enough to show them off around the courthouse? Can you get any dumber than that? Yeah, you can go to her house and ask her out.

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I have not visited Celebrity Sex Tape Scandals in a while, but happened to stop by today and noticed this story:

Supermodel Seeks Retraction From Jenna Jameson Over Flirtation Claims.

Although Jenna Jameson generally prefers not to kiss and tell, she decided to dish just a little about a few of her celebrity encounters in her best-selling book, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star. Cindy Crawford was the one person mentioned in the book who was upset enough to demand a retraction.

Last week Jameson received a letter from Cindy Crawford’s trial lawyers demanding a retraction, removal of the offending passage from any future printings of the novel, and a handwritten letter acknowledging that Jameson was entirely incorrect in her assumption that Crawford was hitting on her.

Okay, so I am supposed to think that Jenna Jameson can’t tell when she is being hit on? Yeah, I believe that.

It just so happens that Jenna gave me an autographed copy of her book when I was in Las Vegas at the beginning of the year. I have been reading it but have not gotten to the part where she starts disclosing the celebrity scandals, and I am almost done with the book, so I am guessing that the end is where all the celebrity names are going to be mentioned.

I have to admit, the book is pretty entertaining. Lots of sex, drugs and rock and roll. Throw in a little rape here and there, and it pretty much tells the life story of every porn star or stripper I have ever known. It also proves that the old adage that ladies love outlaws still rings true. it is ju