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I don’t know if this is another holiday put together by the greeting card companies or not, but apparently May is National Masturbation Month. From Mate Find:

I just read at Libida.com that May is National Masturbation Month. They give you 31 hot ways to masturbate for each day of this month…. can you masturbate 31 days in a row?
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Wait, maybe that isn’t her nipple, but rather her entire titty! I used to have a problem being able to tell the difference between Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen but I think Ashley has made it easy for me now. To be honest, I am starting to wonder who really has the cocaine problem,

The above picture was taken at a charity event Ashley attended on Thursday evening. I think the event was to raise money to give her a boob job.

Don’t do it Ashley! Don’t forget what happened to Tara Reid. You don’t want to look like you are starring in a slasher film, do you?

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I guess Paris Hilton is trying to pull a Traci Lords on us, and is going to try and make a run at being a mainstream actress.

I read this at Mate Find:

Last month Paris Hilton had a quest spot on American Dreams. She played the part of Barbara Eden, the former star of I dream of Jeannie. I did a search for of pictures of Paris Hilton in her Jeannie outfit, and found an original one of Barbara Eden. I thought Paris Hilton looked pretty damn good! You compare!

You can check out the pictures of Paris Hilton and Barbara Eden here.

Well, I looked at the pictures, and I am sorry Ms. Hilton, you may suck good cock, but when it comes to I Dream of Jeannie, my childhood forces me to give my love to Barbara Eden.

It was inevitable, ever since Paris Hilton’s T-Mobile SideKick was hacked, we have seen a flurry of similar occurrences with Fred Durst and most recently, Vida Guerra to name but a few. Well, White Cheech has just learned that Miss Nude Internet 2004 Vanilla DeVille’s cellphone has been hacked.

I even managed to get some of the hot pictures that were on it to share with my readers.

If you will recall, I recently introduced you to Vanilla DeVille. If you have not checked out her site yet, you do not know what you are missing. This chick is fucking hot. Just take a look at the pictures from her cellphone. If her cellphone has pictures like that, just image what you will find on her site.

In fact, let me give you a free sample of what you can expect to find there. Watch these videos of her having a threesome with some cheerleader and a very lucky guy. Enjoy.

When will these celebrities ever learn? Apparently, Vida Guerra’s T-Mobile SideKick got hacked like what happened with Paris Hilton and Fred Durst. I found this at Boogie’s Blog:

Looks like Vida Guerra’s cellphone got hacked and of course there were nudie pics on there. Why do celebs do this? I dont know.

surely you know Vida Guerra by now. She’s that hot girl from from Maxim, the one with the nice ass. She also was voted FHM’s 26 Sexiest girl in the world. She’s also played a stripper on the Chapelle Show a couple of times.

He has a bunch of pictures that you can find here.

I managed to find a few myself.

I have to admit, I was never a real big fan of cellphones, but T-Mobile is quickly becoming one of my favorite sources of celebrity porn.

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I think we can only blame Paris Hilton for this latest fad of storing naked pictures on your cell phone. I am sorry, did I say blame? I meant thank.

I just found this in the Houston Chronicle:

Officer had nude photos of suspect, report says

He downloaded them off her cell phone after her DWI arrest, document shows

It began as the fairly routine arrest of a drunken-driving suspect on a Houston street.

It quickly evolved into a maze of questions as investigators checked out reports that a Houston police officer had found nude photos of the driver stored in her cellular phone, downloaded them and later showed them around the courthouse.

Patrolman Christopher Green has been reassigned to desk duty pending the outcome of an internal investigation. His partner, George Miller, also has been reassigned while the department looks into reports that he called the DWI suspect’s home to ask her out.

Okay, I know that Houston cops are not know for their high intelligence, but what the fuck? Sure, go ahead and download the pictures if you want, but to be stupid enough to show them off around the courthouse? Can you get any dumber than that? Yeah, you can go to her house and ask her out.

Well, Officers Green and Miller might want to take a look at Adult Friend Finder. Living in a city the size of Houston, I am sure they can find thousands of women that would be willing to date a cop. At least you won’t lose your job for asking.

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I was reading an article at Big Ol Boobies about amateur porn.

The Appeal Of Amateur Porn

There was an interesting article on the MSNBC website about the “Appeal Of Amateur Porn” and how the age of technology has enabled people to make their own home porn movies. This is probably why we’ve seen a surge of celebrity sex tapes lately.

The biggest appeal of amateur porn is that while the girls in Playboy are hot, they are often made up to be almost like perfect dolls or unobtainable girls who wouldn’t give you the time of day; and amateur girls have the “girl next door” factor going on for them. Far more reachable for our delicate male egos.

You can read the rest of the article here.

I have to admit, when I buy porn videos my preference is for the ones where people send in tapes of them and their friends having an orgy. I have one particular favorite that includes this cute little brunette with tiny, but pert titties. She is just so damn cute and innocent looking, and obviously likes to suck cock, and I always have had a thing for girls that like to suck cock. I am strange that way.

These videos usually are not as hardcore as the professional pornstar types, but they are a lot of fun to watch.

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I have not visited Celebrity Sex Tape Scandals in a while, but happened to stop by today and noticed this story:

Supermodel Seeks Retraction From Jenna Jameson Over Flirtation Claims.

Although Jenna Jameson generally prefers not to kiss and tell, she decided to dish just a little about a few of her celebrity encounters in her best-selling book, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star. Cindy Crawford was the one person mentioned in the book who was upset enough to demand a retraction.

Last week Jameson received a letter from Cindy Crawford’s trial lawyers demanding a retraction, removal of the offending passage from any future printings of the novel, and a handwritten letter acknowledging that Jameson was entirely incorrect in her assumption that Crawford was hitting on her.

Okay, so I am supposed to think that Jenna Jameson can’t tell when she is being hit on? Yeah, I believe that.

It just so happens that Jenna gave me an autographed copy of her book when I was in Las Vegas at the beginning of the year. I have been reading it but have not gotten to the part where she starts disclosing the celebrity scandals, and I am almost done with the book, so I am guessing that the end is where all the celebrity names are going to be mentioned.

I have to admit, the book is pretty entertaining. Lots of sex, drugs and rock and roll. Throw in a little rape here and there, and it pretty much tells the life story of every porn star or stripper I have ever known. It also proves that the old adage that ladies love outlaws still rings true. it is just reality.

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Finally, now that the Olsen twins are legal, we can start posting compromising pictures of them. That being said, I present to you my first *drum roll please* Mary-Kate Olsen upskirt!

Too bad about the panties, but at least it gives us a slight camel toe. I have a feeling that this 18 year old pussy would taste pretty sweet. Of course, being a multi-millionaire would be the icing on that cake.

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I was visiting Big Ol Boobies today, and it looks like he scored a couple pictures of Jessica Simpson, both a nipple slip and an upskirt:

I scored some great explicit pictures of Jessica Simpson! This nasty little preacher’s daughter was caught with her white cotton panties exposed on stage! I just knew Jessica Simpson is the white cotton panties type! Damn, what I wouldn’t pay to sniff those

Check out his site for a glimpse.

I will admit that I think Jessica Simpson has zero talent, and I lost whatever respect I may have had for her after her bullshit on Saturday Night Live when she got busted lip synching, then had the gall to blame it on her band for playing the wrong song. Not only is she a liar, but she is insulting the intelligence of the nation if she thinks we couldn’t tell that the music was taped.

However, dumb blondes have their qualities, they are fun to look at and fuck. I mean, look at Paris Hilton. She certainly is no Rhodes Scholar, but she is nice to look at, and I wouldn’t mind letting her suck my cock.

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Sex sells, or so I have always been told. I guess Hollywood does not agree. I found this on Yahoo! News:

LAS VEGAS (Hollywood Reporter) - You can laugh about it. Fantasize about it. Be punished or killed for it. But what you can’t do is take sex seriously at the movies.

Look at the numbers on sexy movies. The list of boxoffice casualties is long. Both versions of “Lolita” died at the boxoffice, along with “Striptease,” “Showgirls,” “Henry and June,” “Crash,” “The Brown Bunny,” “The People vs. Larry Flynt,” “Crimes of Passion,” “Wonderland” “and “Original Sin.” Boosted by raves, the 1998 porn-world flick “Boogie Nights” topped out at $26 million. Even when Warner Bros. Pictures sold “Eyes Wide Shut” as a groundbreaking sex event movie starring Tom Cruise (news) and his then-wife Nicole Kidman, audiences blinked.

The old adage “sex sells” no longer applies to the movies.

Well, maybe they should rephrase that to say that crappy sex doesn’t sell.

I seem to recall several porn movies that did quite well. Deep Throat, The Devil In Miss Jones, Behind the Green Door and Debbie Does Dallas are just a few movies that cum to mind.

Nicole Kidman may be a decent actress, but she is no Marilyn Chambers or Linda Lovelace. On the giving end, Tom Cruise may be a talented actor, but John Holmes he ain’t.

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I know, I know, she can’t sing for shit, and would not be getting her picture posted here if it wasn’t for her daddy, the Prince of Darkness, hard rocker Ozzy Osbourne. But facts is facts and she has inherited celebrity status, so here you go, another celebrity nipple slip.

It looks to me like she might being some of that Breast Gain Plus.

So I have a question for you. How long before she has her own celebrity sex tape scandal? I mean she has to be at least as famous as Paris Hilton, and she certainly has the money. Isn’t a sex tape the next logical step?

Ut-oh, the hot nubian rapper Lil’ Kim may be getting her sex in prison for the next 20 years. Yahoo! News reports that Lil’ Kim faces 20 years in prison.

NEW YORK - Rap diva Lil’ Kim was convicted Thursday of lying to a federal grand jury to protect friends who were involved in a shootout outside a radio station.

Lil’ Kim was convicted of three counts of perjury and one of conspiracy, but acquitted of obstruction of justice. She is likely to be sentenced to several years in prison — a maximum of five years for each count — at her June 24 sentencing.

The former sidekick and mistress of the late Notorious B.I.G., known for her revealing outfits and raunchy raps, testified that she didn’t notice two close friends at the scene of the 2001 gun battle — her manager, Damion Butler, and Suif “Gutta” Jackson. Both men have since pleaded guilty to gun charges.

While White Cheech is not really into the rap scene, I do like a nice ass or a fine rack, and Lil’ Kim provides both of those (or is it three?).

Anyway, I am sure there will be some fine prison sex going on in her cell before too long. She just looks like the type that won’t last too long with out some sex.

I hope they let her bring in some toys to enjoy with her new lesbian lover.

If you want to see hot pictures and videos of your favorite celebrity be sure to check out Celebs Xposed, you will be glad you did.

I was visiting the Naughty Witch Sex Blog, and she has found a new porn blog for your viewing pleasure.

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I don’t watch the show past the auditions (they are too damn funny), but the chick at Mate Find does, and she has the following scoop:

Anyone that knows me knows I love American Idol. Its a real shocker to me to learn that one of the Top 12 finalist Mario Vazquez has quit American Idol. I thought the guy could really sing, and loved his redition of Stevie Wonders, Do I Do.

He was called the latino heartthrob. They say he quit for personal reasons. On another website, they say he was a closet homosexual. That makes me mad, if he is gay, so what? Whatever the reasons were he was a fan favorite.

Well, I don’t know and to be honest, I don’t really care . . . but I do have a suggestion.

With all the celebrity sex tape scandals that have been going on lately it only seems natural , he needs to get his own sex tape. Who knows, maybe he can even get his own site. You never know, he could become a star, and maybe even end up with a White House press pass.

Stranger things have happened.

Celebrities and sex scandals seem to go hand in hand like blowjobs and facials. Just found this one at Celebrity Sex Tape Scandals.

The Movie and Television Review and Classification Board reprimanded the Sunday talk show “The Buzz” in a memorandum for airing a “very explicit” version of the reported sex video of comedienne Ethel Booba and her boyfriend, basketball player Alex Crisano.

“They should not have aired too much of it” MTRCB Chair Marissa Laguardia told Inquirer Entertainment on Friday.

I guess it comes down to the fact that you have not reached celebrity status unless you have your own sex tape these days.

If celebrity sex is your thing, I invite you to check out Celebs Xposed or Paris Hilton’s Hotel Heiress.

Look for White Cheech to release his own sex tape, coming soon.

Yes, I made an error when I first spelled her name as Tera Reid, when it should have been Tara Reid. Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa. At least Tara isn’t suing me. Sky Las Vegas Condominiums can’t say the same thing.

MSNBC reports:

LOS ANGELES - Tara Reid sued the owners of a Las Vegas condominium project Thursday for using her name in an ad that appears to be a reference to the accidental exposure of her breast last year as she posed on the red carpet.

Reid has said she had no idea she was flashing the paparazzi when the strap of her dress slipped off her left shoulder as she walked the red carpet at Sean “P. Diddy” Combs’ 35th birthday party

Okay, just how fucked up was this chick? Look at these pictures.

This chick must have been totally wasted. I mean trashed.

I stand by my earlier suggestions. She should have looked into Breast Gain. For $200 she could have nicer, bigger tits with no nasty scars. They don’t leak either.

The second thing I thought of was that she might consider checking out the natural bra.

Let’s spend the night together
Now I need you more than ever

You know I’m smiling baby
You need some guiding baby
I’m just deciding baby; now-
I need you more than ever
Let’s spend the night together
Let’s spend the night together now

Hopefully you recognize the lyrics from the Rolling Stones song of the same name. Well. leave it to Mick Jagger’s daughter to get involved in the latest celebrity sex tape scandal

Check out what I found at Big Ol Boobies:

What’s the deal here? Why do celebrities keep filming themselves having sex? They know that if it falls into the wrong hands, they’re going to be all over the Internet!

Well it seems like we have yet another stupid celebrity in a sex tape scandal here. Model Elizabeth Jagger, who is the daughter of Mick Jagger and Jerry Hall, has won a temporary injunction against anyone publishing further her new celebrity sex tape

You just know that tape is out there, and it is only a matter of time before we have it.

Just look at what it did for Paris Hilton.

According to Yahoo! the secret is out on Prince William’s lovely hair. Rub it in horse shit!

By The Associated Press

BIRDLIP, England - Prince William fell from his horse as he and his younger brother, Prince Harry, took to the polo field for a charity match Saturday in aid of victims of the Asian tsunami.

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I don’t know why I never seem to get on flights like this.

As reported in Contract Music

Lara Flynn Boyle has refused to clarify exactly what happened during her reported recent ‘nude’ flight, insisting her job means she doesn’t have to explain herself.

Boyle hit the headlines in January (05) when she reportedly stripped off her clothes onboard a Los Angeles British Airways flight to London and attempted to seduce a passenger.

I wonder if you have to fly first class to get a celebrity to get naked and try to seduce you. Depending on who the celebrity is, it might be worth the extra money.

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It appears that Jennifer Love Hewitt and I have something in common. We both like looking at her tits.

As reported at A Step Beyond:

Jennifer Love Hewitt has confessed she can’t stop looking at websites devoted to her breasts.

The sexy star’s famous chest has several websites set up in honour of the ample pair.

She admitted: “I’m fascinated with the Jennifer Love Hewitt breast sites.“

The star, who has always denied having breast implants, says she often studies the Web pictures to decide which clothes to wear.

She added: “It’s fantastic. When I’m in corsets, they’re better because they’re lifted or separated or whatever.”

Well, I can’t say I blame her. If I had a nice rack like that, I would probably never leave the house.

If you want to see more of these famous breasts be sure to check out CelebsXposedfor all the hottest celeb action.

For years the clock has been ticking down waiting for Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen to become legal so they could be photographed nude, and it appears that Boogie’s Porn Blog is the first to draw blood:

This is a first in our ‘classic’ series of content… repeating stuff from the old site design, so that you can enjoy it here.

This is a file I found called “olsen twins nude”

You can check out the sexy pictures here.

I have to say, I don’t know if the picture is fake or not, but whoever those babes are, they sure have some nice titties. So pert and supple, I would not mind sucking on them for a couple hours.

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Yes, there is another celebrity sex tape scandal and White Cheech is on it. This time it involves Dutch pop star Alana Dante.

This hot babe is seen giving a blowjob to her boyfriend, who was smart enough to give up a POV recording. For those of you that do not know what POV is, it means Point Of View. So it is as if you were watching her suck your cock. Thanks a lot buddy.

It seems if you are a celebrity these days, you need to have a steamy sex tape leaked out to the public in order to be discovered or to try and revive your career (ala Fred Durst).

Oh well, I am not complaining.

If you want to check out the latest celebrity sex tape scandals be sure to check out CelebsXposed or our own Paris Hilton at Hotel Heiress.

I was checking out Celebrity Sex Tape Scandals and he was dishing out the dirt on Stefan Adika (from Dee Dee Ramones fame, Gilby Clarke fame, Dads Porno Mag fame, and finally of Eric Singers glamnation fame).

A recent email said Stefan is hung like a baby and is a quick shooter. However, Stefan disagrees and says, “I might be Jewish, by I ain’t no Tiny Tim.” His wife is ex-porn star Shelby Stevens

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