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I don’t know if this is another holiday put together by the greeting card companies or not, but apparently May is National Masturbation Month. From Mate Find:

I just read at Libida.com that May is National Masturbation Month. They give you 31 hot ways to masturbate for each day of this month…. can you masturbate 31 days in a row?
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I recently met a young man that expressed his desire to break into the world of gay porn. I explained to him that gay porn is not really my thing, but after many tears I agreed to give him a little exposure.

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I have not visited Celebrity Sex Tape Scandals in a while, but happened to stop by today and noticed this story:

Supermodel Seeks Retraction From Jenna Jameson Over Flirtation Claims.

Although Jenna Jameson generally prefers not to kiss and tell, she decided to dish just a little about a few of her celebrity encounters in her best-selling book, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star. Cindy Crawford was the one person mentioned in the book who was upset enough to demand a retraction.

Last week Jameson received a letter from Cindy Crawford’s trial lawyers demanding a retraction, removal of the offending passage from any future printings of the novel, and a handwritten letter acknowledging that Jameson was entirely incorrect in her assumption that Crawford was hitting on her.

Okay, so I am supposed to think that Jenna Jameson can’t tell when she is being hit on? Yeah, I believe that.

It just so happens that Jenna gave me an autographed copy of her book when I was in Las Vegas at the beginning of the year. I have been reading it but have not gotten to the part where she starts disclosing the celebrity scandals, and I am almost done with the book, so I am guessing that the end is where all the celebrity names are going to be mentioned.

I have to admit, the book is pretty entertaining. Lots of sex, drugs and rock and roll. Throw in a little rape here and there, and it pretty much tells the life story of every porn star or stripper I have ever known. It also proves that the old adage that ladies love outlaws still rings true. it is just reality.

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I don’t watch the show past the auditions (they are too damn funny), but the chick at Mate Find does, and she has the following scoop:

Anyone that knows me knows I love American Idol. Its a real shocker to me to learn that one of the Top 12 finalist Mario Vazquez has quit American Idol. I thought the guy could really sing, and loved his redition of Stevie Wonders, Do I Do.

He was called the latino heartthrob. They say he quit for personal reasons. On another website, they say he was a closet homosexual. That makes me mad, if he is gay, so what? Whatever the reasons were he was a fan favorite.

Well, I don’t know and to be honest, I don’t really care . . . but I do have a suggestion.

With all the celebrity sex tape scandals that have been going on lately it only seems natural , he needs to get his own sex tape. Who knows, maybe he can even get his own site. You never know, he could become a star, and maybe even end up with a White House press pass.

Stranger things have happened.

Well, it appears the Blog Slut just isn’t going to let this die. She has been digging around. Listen to what she has to say:

While the blogosphere is going nuts over Guckert’s possible connections to prostitution and the gay lifestyle, I am exploring the story of Jeff through the eyes of a web pornographer. I don’t know if he’s a hooker. I don’t know if he’s gay. There is one thing I do know for a fact. James Guckert is an adult webmaster

You should check it out. The owners of the program even admit that she is right. Very well done.

CNN reports that President Bush may have tried some herb.

NEW YORK (AP) – Private conversations with George Bush secretly taped by an old friend before he was elected president foreshadow some of his political strategies and appear to reveal that he acknowledged trying marijuana, The New York Times has reported.

Bush also criticizes then-Vice President Al Gore for admitting marijuana use and explains why he would not do the same.

“I wouldn’t answer the marijuana questions,” he said, according to the Times. “You know why? Because I don’t want some little kid doing what I tried.”

He also states that he would not “kick gays, because I’m a sinner. How can I differentiate sin?”

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Well, back in ancient Greece they did. I guess the saying that things always come full circle still apply.

I happened upon this guy that calls himself General JC or PatriotBoy, and I have to admit, he is a strange one. Listen to this:

Nudity in the company of other men is nothing for which to be ashamed. It’s one of the ways we bond as warriors. The other is wrestling. Our ancient Spartan forbearers combined the two and created the greatest warrior society this world has ever seen. Your mention of wrestling and the pictures of your little soldier on the USMCPT web site tell me that you understand this ancient tradition. That’s the kind of knowledge men aren’t taught anymore. The very thought that the tradition lives on beyond my own little compound excites me in a strange and disturbing, yet liberating, way.

It seems that General JC may have some homo erotic leanings, or at the very least is a little bi-curious. That’s okay, it is 2005 after all, and if he wants to straddle the fence, it is okay. Being gay is nothing to be ashamed of. I might suggest that if you are gay or bi-curious that you might want to check out Cornhole Cruisers. It is my understanding that they have enough content to keep you spanking the monkey for hours on end. Only $4.95 for a three day trial. Jeff Gannon would.

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