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I don’t know if this is another holiday put together by the greeting card companies or not, but apparently May is National Masturbation Month. From Mate Find:

I just read at Libida.com that May is National Masturbation Month. They give you 31 hot ways to masturbate for each day of this month…. can you masturbate 31 days in a row?
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Wow, things have sure changed since I was a kid, and it is a good thing. It used to be I could take a chick to McDonald’s and get laid, but these days we have chicks turning down $1.5 million just to pop her cherry. From Big Ol Boobies:

Peruvian Babe Won’t Sell Virginity For $1.5M
A hot teen virgin from Peru named Gracia, has a very sick mother and in order to pay the medical bills and support the family, she advertised her virginity for sale. A Canadian bidder offered her $1.5 million to pop her cherry but in a change of heart after getting vast criticism, Gracia changed her mind and turned down the money.

You can see her picture here.

I don’t know, you can buy a lot of Big Macs for $1.5 million. I just hope for my son’s sake that this isn’t the beginning of a trend. If you can’t fuck a chick for that kind of scratch I am guessing steak and lobster isn’t going to work either.

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I was reading a review of Donny’s Girls today, over at Camel Toe Nude:

Donny lives in a college town in Northern California (it rhymes with Chico State) and I have to say, this guy has a goldmine up there. Young college girls, looking for a way to make some easy money, find a pornographer that is willing to give them good money just to do what they would probably do for free at a frat party on any Saturday night.

Donny says that he has taken over one million pictures and after looking at Donny’s Girls I am inclined to believe him.

This site has over 200 amateur models, that have never been seen anywhere else. When you talk about reality porn, you have to agree that Donny’s Girls is about as real as it gets.

You are not going to find a lot of plastic or silicon here, just all natural women. That means that you are going to find cute girls, ugly girls, fat girls, thin girls, big tits, little titties, shaved pussy, and furry, hairy muffs.

You can read the entire review here.

I know Donovan, but had never checked out his site before. After reading the review I decided to sign up and check it out. I have to say, he has quite the stable of young girls over there. One that really impressed me was Ann Marie.

There are a couple videos of her giving her boyfriend a blowjob, and she is pretty damn cute. The picture above is a screen capture from the video. I would not mind filming a POV of her sucking my cock.

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I think it goes without saying that if you are in a courtroom, you probably should not whip your cock out and start beating off. Well, tell that to the judge . . . please. I found this at Celebrity Sex Tape Scandals:

BORDEAUX, France - A French judge was placed under official investigation for “sexual exposure‘’ in a courtroom, prosecutors said after a newspaper reported the judge masturbated while a lawyer pleaded her case.

The 39-year-old judge masturbated for several minutes last week while listening to a female lawyer addressing the court in a case dealing with a dispute between neighbors, regional paper La Charente Libre said.

You can read the rest of this weirdness here.

I am really do not know what to say. See, back in the day, White Cheech used to work in the field of law. I also used to date a really hot female attorney. I can almost picture us acting this little scene out at home. But in a courtroom? Hell, I would even turn off my pager so the vibration did not give me a hardon. The times are a changing I guess.

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Sex sells, or so I have always been told. I guess Hollywood does not agree. I found this on Yahoo! News:

LAS VEGAS (Hollywood Reporter) - You can laugh about it. Fantasize about it. Be punished or killed for it. But what you can’t do is take sex seriously at the movies.

Look at the numbers on sexy movies. The list of boxoffice casualties is long. Both versions of “Lolita” died at the boxoffice, along with “Striptease,” “Showgirls,” “Henry and June,” “Crash,” “The Brown Bunny,” “The People vs. Larry Flynt,” “Crimes of Passion,” “Wonderland” “and “Original Sin.” Boosted by raves, the 1998 porn-world flick “Boogie Nights” topped out at $26 million. Even when Warner Bros. Pictures sold “Eyes Wide Shut” as a groundbreaking sex event movie starring Tom Cruise (news) and his then-wife Nicole Kidman, audiences blinked.

The old adage “sex sells” no longer applies to the movies.

Well, maybe they should rephrase that to say that crappy sex doesn’t sell.

I seem to recall several porn movies that did quite well. Deep Throat, The Devil In Miss Jones, Behind the Green Door and Debbie Does Dallas are just a few movies that cum to mind.

Nicole Kidman may be a decent actress, but she is no Marilyn Chambers or Linda Lovelace. On the giving end, Tom Cruise may be a talented actor, but John Holmes he ain’t.

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