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I don’t know if this is another holiday put together by the greeting card companies or not, but apparently May is National Masturbation Month. From Mate Find:

I just read at Libida.com that May is National Masturbation Month. They give you 31 hot ways to masturbate for each day of this month…. can you masturbate 31 days in a row?
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Well, to answer her question, yes, you can masturbate 31 days in a row. If you couldn’t they probably would have opted for February.

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I guess Paris Hilton is trying to pull a Traci Lords on us, and is going to try and make a run at being a mainstream actress.

I read this at Mate Find:

Last month Paris Hilton had a quest spot on American Dreams. She played the part of Barbara Eden, the former star of I dream of Jeannie. I did a search for of pictures of Paris Hilton in her Jeannie outfit, and found an original one of Barbara Eden. I thought Paris Hilton looked pretty damn good! You compare!

You can check out the pictures of Paris Hilton and Barbara Eden here.

Well, I looked at the pictures, and I am sorry Ms. Hilton, you may suck good cock, but when it comes to I Dream of Jeannie, my childhood forces me to give my love to Barbara Eden.

I took a visit to the Naughty Witch today, and she was talking about Virtual Bartender:

I decided to check it out, and have a couple observations. First, these two girls are really hot. Secondly, if you put in the command “kiss” you can see that they are obviously enjoying themselves.

I tried the command “kill” and it cracked me up. Funny stuff. the command of strip was rather disappointing. Check it out, and come back and tell me your favorite commands.

Visit her site for all her observations.

It is kind of funny to me this particular subject came up. As you will recall, a couple weeks ago I had the pleasure of spending a long weekend with 2005 Penthouse Pet of the Year Martina Warren. It just so happens that she is planning on adding this feature to her site.

If you have never visited Martina Warren’s website, you don’t know what you are missing. But when they finish up doing all the filming for this virtual Martina Warren addition it is really going to rock.

I wonder if she will want to include the pictures of her doing housework that I took. Maybe I will put a couple up to get your opinion.

Those of you that are regular readers of WhiteCheech know that I was away for about a week, and that I was staying with 2005 Penthouse Pet of the Year, Martina Warren. Let me tell you guys, if you ever get a chance to stay and spend time with a Penthouse Pet, you should jump at the opportunity.

There are things you learn by staying with a woman that you are never going to read in a magazine. Since I was able to get a view that you will never see in Penthouse or even on her site, I will share a few of my observations over the next few weeks.

The first thing I want to talk about is Martina’s pussy.

Now, I have visited Martina’s site and I even have an autographed copy of the Penthouse issue that features her, but I really wasn’t prepared for her cute pussy.

It is so soft and inviting. There really isn’t anything like waking up to it right up against your face. I don’t know who enjoyed my playing with it more, her or me, but I could swear it was almost purring.

I miss Martina’s pussy already. Luckily, I have an open invitation to visit anytime I want. I have some exclusive pictures you will not find anywhere else. That I can guarantee you. But I don’t want to give you too much all at once, so I will just suggest you visit MartinaWarren.com, and check back frequently as I show and tell more of my experiences with Martina Warren’s pussy.

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Yep, White Cheech is out of town for a few days, and I am staying with 2005 Penthouse Pet of the Year, Martina Warren.

Yes, I lead a pretty tough life, hanging out and partying with some of the most beautiful women in the world.

While I am gone I will be sure to grab some pictures of Martina in all her beautiful glory. In the meantime, take a visit to her site. She offers a lot, as she gets to have sex with some pretty beautiful women, and puts on a great hardcore show. Who knows, maybe you will even catch one with us together.

As I announced a while back, Fucking Jerk Off, the adult porn forum is having a small contest where the prize is a lifetime membership to Sex Pictures Pass AVS.

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Can you believe the audacity of these sluts? Actually having the gall to flash their tits in a strip club. From the Daytona Beach News Journal:

DELAND – Nine female dancers were charged with exposing their breasts at Softtails Saloon.

The dancers, ranging from 24 to 38 years old, were issued notices to appear in court and then released after being cited Thursday night, Volusia County Sheriff’s spokesman Gary Davidson said.

Davidson said the Sheriff’s Office received complaints about the dancers flashing. Plain-clothed deputies with the Sheriff’s Office Crime Suppression Team visited the business Thursday. After deputies witnessed the violations, the 10 women were issued citations.

Only in Florida.

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I have not visited Celebrity Sex Tape Scandals in a while, but happened to stop by today and noticed this story:

Supermodel Seeks Retraction From Jenna Jameson Over Flirtation Claims.

Although Jenna Jameson generally prefers not to kiss and tell, she decided to dish just a little about a few of her celebrity encounters in her best-selling book, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star. Cindy Crawford was the one person mentioned in the book who was upset enough to demand a retraction.

Last week Jameson received a letter from Cindy Crawford’s trial lawyers demanding a retraction, removal of the offending passage from any future printings of the novel, and a handwritten letter acknowledging that Jameson was entirely incorrect in her assumption that Crawford was hitting on her.

Okay, so I am supposed to think that Jenna Jameson can’t tell when she is being hit on? Yeah, I believe that.

It just so happens that Jenna gave me an autographed copy of her book when I was in Las Vegas at the beginning of the year. I have been reading it but have not gotten to the part where she starts disclosing the celebrity scandals, and I am almost done with the book, so I am guessing that the end is where all the celebrity names are going to be mentioned.

I have to admit, the book is pretty entertaining. Lots of sex, drugs and rock and roll. Throw in a little rape here and there, and it pretty much tells the life story of every porn star or stripper I have ever known. It also proves that the old adage that ladies love outlaws still rings true. it is just reality.

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Sex sells, or so I have always been told. I guess Hollywood does not agree. I found this on Yahoo! News:

LAS VEGAS (Hollywood Reporter) - You can laugh about it. Fantasize about it. Be punished or killed for it. But what you can’t do is take sex seriously at the movies.

Look at the numbers on sexy movies. The list of boxoffice casualties is long. Both versions of “Lolita” died at the boxoffice, along with “Striptease,” “Showgirls,” “Henry and June,” “Crash,” “The Brown Bunny,” “The People vs. Larry Flynt,” “Crimes of Passion,” “Wonderland” “and “Original Sin.” Boosted by raves, the 1998 porn-world flick “Boogie Nights” topped out at $26 million. Even when Warner Bros. Pictures sold “Eyes Wide Shut” as a groundbreaking sex event movie starring Tom Cruise (news) and his then-wife Nicole Kidman, audiences blinked.

The old adage “sex sells” no longer applies to the movies.

Well, maybe they should rephrase that to say that crappy sex doesn’t sell.

I seem to recall several porn movies that did quite well. Deep Throat, The Devil In Miss Jones, Behind the Green Door and Debbie Does Dallas are just a few movies that cum to mind.

Nicole Kidman may be a decent actress, but she is no Marilyn Chambers or Linda Lovelace. On the giving end, Tom Cruise may be a talented actor, but John Holmes he ain’t.

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So I decided to check out that new porn blog, Camel Toe Nude, and was surprised to see an old friend of mine, Extreme Holly.

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Okay if you are looking for some extremely twisted porn, I found it! This one definitely has some bizarre stuff! Extreme Holly is her name, and from what I have seen, she is definitely a twisted chick!

She looks pretty sweet and innocent, right? Yeah, well don’t let the good looks fool you. Just take a look at her site and you will see that when Rick James was singing the song Super Freak he must have been talking about Extreme Holly.

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I was visiting the Naughty Witch Sex Blog, and she has found a new porn blog for your viewing pleasure.

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Let’s spend the night together
Now I need you more than ever

You know I’m smiling baby
You need some guiding baby
I’m just deciding baby; now-
I need you more than ever
Let’s spend the night together
Let’s spend the night together now

Hopefully you recognize the lyrics from the Rolling Stones song of the same name. Well. leave it to Mick Jagger’s daughter to get involved in the latest celebrity sex tape scandal

Check out what I found at Big Ol Boobies:

What’s the deal here? Why do celebrities keep filming themselves having sex? They know that if it falls into the wrong hands, they’re going to be all over the Internet!

Well it seems like we have yet another stupid celebrity in a sex tape scandal here. Model Elizabeth Jagger, who is the daughter of Mick Jagger and Jerry Hall, has won a temporary injunction against anyone publishing further her new celebrity sex tape

You just know that tape is out there, and it is only a matter of time before we have it.

Just look at what it did for Paris Hilton.

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Boogie’s Porn Blog had an interesting article yesterday.

It doesnt take a genius to figure this one out…. but, the folks over at The San Francisco Bay Guardian are reporting that Reality Porn May Not Be Real

so, yes, the girls at We Live Together are hot as hell, but no… they dont live together as implied, they dont really pick up random women at the mall and take them home and deflower them. Mike’s Apartment sure does have a lot of hot foreign girls coming in to screw, they probably arent doing it for rent.

Well folks, I don’t know how to break it to you, but the fact is that pornography is really based on imagination. You probably are not going to fuck that pornstar no matter how many months you renew your membership.

Sure, you can join a live chat with Arika Ames and form a relationship with her enough that see recognizes your name, but the chances of you getting to fuck her are pretty damn slim.

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Sunny Leone, 2003 Penthouse Pet of the Year loves White Cheech and White Cheech loves Sunny Leone.

I met Sunny a couple of years ago and let me tell you, this is one hot babe. It is easy to see how she was voted the 2003 Penthouse Pet of the Year . If you have not visted her website you really owe it to yourself to do so.

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I was checking out Celebrity Sex Tape Scandals and he was dishing out the dirt on Stefan Adika (from Dee Dee Ramones fame, Gilby Clarke fame, Dads Porno Mag fame, and finally of Eric Singers glamnation fame).

A recent email said Stefan is hung like a baby and is a quick shooter. However, Stefan disagrees and says, “I might be Jewish, by I ain’t no Tiny Tim.” His wife is ex-porn star Shelby Stevens

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In my adventures, I happened to go by Mate Find tonight. The site has gone through a nice redesign, and looks very cool. But on to the sex and porn.

She was talking about chicks with nice asses and how much she liked them. Nothing unusual there. What I did find interesting was her comments about big cocks.

Hey Debbie
“I gotta say, that’s a nice fucking cock on Lloyd over there. I bet that guy could fuck all night with a cock that size.

Now, we all know that chicks dig big, hard cocks and they love a guy that can fuck all night, but do they talk dirty like that to each other?

It would turn me on if I overheard two girls talking like that without knowing I was listening. How about you? have you ever overheard chicks talking like that?

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I was over at Mate Find and she was talking about the re-release of the hot porn movie, Deep Throat. Apparently, Linda Lovelace is still in the top 5 of all time porn stars.

The top 4 porn stars of all times above Linda Lovelace are:

1. Ron Jeremy
2. Jenna Jameson
3. John Holmes
4. Traci Lords

I think that it is time for White Cheech to do a list of his top 5 current porn stars.

Since the Internet is the primary media for porn these days, I think it is only fair that I limit my choices to the girls with porn sites. On top of this list has to be Arika Ames.

I have had the pleasure of meeting and knowing this hottie, and have visited her site many times, and am not ashamed to say that I have enjoyed many hours of masturbating to her tight body, perky tits, and beautiful ass.

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My buddy, the Porn Editor cracks me up some times. Listen to what he had to say about BBW beauty Mandy, of Mandy’s Playhouse. “Look at her, cutesy, innocent looking smile. This girl is a hell-cat. T-I-G-E-R!! She loves to fuck. She loves to eat pussy… AND PIZZAS! I think she personally can live off the three “P’s” Pizza, Pop, and Pussy!

It a cool that she is comfortable with herself. She seems like she has a good outlook on life. For a woman to be a true BBW she has to be a big, beautiful woman, and you can’t be beautiful if you aren’t happy.

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White Cheech has a new fuck buddy and I met her on Valentines Day. You should check out the ass on this babe. She has tits that say suck me.

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There are rumors that Deep Throat is going to be released again to the movie theaters. CNN reports that it will be ready to be re-released sometime this week.

I remember seeing that movie at the Pussycat Theater back in 1972. Linda Lovelace made quite the impression on me. I was 18, and while I was already sexually active it never dawned on me that one woman to take so much at one time.

She was fucked in every available hole, often at the same time. And man, could she ever suck cock. It was the first porn movie I had ever seen, and I felt like quite the voyeur.

I think Paris Hilton should watch this re-release. She might learn something.

Go ahead, be honest

What do you do when a Penthouse Pet invites you to spend the weekend with her? What would you do if it was Penthouse Pet of the Year, 2005 Martina Warren?

Yeah, me too.

I think we make a hot couple, don’t you?

Life is hard on White Cheech.

All starlets and aspiring starlets know that the way to success is thru White Cheech. Here I am as the meat in a Penthouse Pet Sandwich. On the left is the lovely 2003 Penthouse Pet of the Year, Sunny Leone; and on the right, the beautiful 2005 Penthouse Pet of the Year, Martina Warren.

Life is tough.

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