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Well, I hope she loves me. I know she at least reads White Cheech because only a couple weeks ago I wrote about her, and today I found this picture in my email.

She is pretty damn cute, don’t you think? If you want to see what she looks like behind that fan sign, I highly recommend that you take a visit to Tiffany Paris.

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I don’t know if this is another holiday put together by the greeting card companies or not, but apparently May is National Masturbation Month. From Mate Find:

I just read at Libida.com that May is National Masturbation Month. They give you 31 hot ways to masturbate for each day of this month…. can you masturbate 31 days in a row?
Libida is a pretty cool site, with everything from Live Chat, Astrology, how to give a blowjob, to Erotic Stories. So if you get bored sometime and want to try something new, check it out… yeah its free too!

Well, to answer her question, yes, you can masturbate 31 days in a row. If you couldn’t they probably would have opted for February.

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Yes, it is true folks, only you can prevent masturbation injuries. I just read this over at Mate Find:

Injured in the line of duty
A phone sex operator has won a workers compensation settlement claiming she was injured after regularly masturbating at work. She developed carpal tunnel syndrome, also known as repetitive motion injury in both hands from masturbating as many as seven times a day while speaking with callers.

I have to admit, the first time I read that I thought it said “from masturbating as many as seven times a day while spanking with callers.” Hell, when I was a 15 year old kid I spanked it a lot, but I am not sure I was doing it seven times a day!

You can read more about this and other crazy news items here.

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I have not visited Celebrity Sex Tape Scandals in a while, but happened to stop by today and noticed this story:

Supermodel Seeks Retraction From Jenna Jameson Over Flirtation Claims.

Although Jenna Jameson generally prefers not to kiss and tell, she decided to dish just a little about a few of her celebrity encounters in her best-selling book, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star. Cindy Crawford was the one person mentioned in the book who was upset enough to demand a retraction.

Last week Jameson received a letter from Cindy Crawford’s trial lawyers demanding a retraction, removal of the offending passage from any future printings of the novel, and a handwritten letter acknowledging that Jameson was entirely incorrect in her assumption that Crawford was hitting on her.

Okay, so I am supposed to think that Jenna Jameson can’t tell when she is being hit on? Yeah, I believe that.

It just so happens that Jenna gave me an autographed copy of her book when I was in Las Vegas at the beginning of the year. I have been reading it but have not gotten to the part where she starts disclosing the celebrity scandals, and I am almost done with the book, so I am guessing that the end is where all the celebrity names are going to be mentioned.

I have to admit, the book is pretty entertaining. Lots of sex, drugs and rock and roll. Throw in a little rape here and there, and it pretty much tells the life story of every porn star or stripper I have ever known. It also proves that the old adage that ladies love outlaws still rings true. it is just reality.

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I was checking out the Porn Editor today, and while I know he calls himself the Porn Editor because he edits video, I think he should consider taking up writing as well. Check out some of his work:

Soon, she had pulled the cock out of his pants and started to suck his dick. She’s slurping on it pretty hard and she’s really loud. She wanted all of us to hear. She slowly started to remove her her summer dress. Danny was on the bed and Jenny was standing next to it bent over and sucking his dick. Her pussy was exposed and facing me.

She was bent over and her ass and pussy was just right there, just about a foot away from my face. Her pussy was shaved and looked very tight. But since it was only a dream and in your dreams certain things make perfect sense, I just continued to just sit there and watch. I mean after all, they had signed the contract and I hadn’t.

You can read the entire dream here.

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I was visiting the Naughty Witch Sex Blog, and she has found a new porn blog for your viewing pleasure.

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The Mainichi Daily News reports that a Kagawa University professor has been indicted for molesting a woman during consultations with the self proclaimed love expert.

Prosecutors claim Professor Kenji Iwatsuki, 50, well known for consultations concerning emotional issues, sent an e-mail to the woman in her 20s, asking her to visit his home in Takamatsu on April 26, 2002.

When she visited his home on April 27 and 28, the professor touched her breasts and other parts of her body in the bathtub, saying it was a necessary part of the treatment, according to prosecutors.

While he admitted to doing it, he does not think there is a problem in doing so. Denial isn’t a river in Egypt buddy. I think he should have tried Adult Friend Finder.

Adult Friend Finder would have helped him find a girl close to him that wanted to have her titties played with. You can see what it did for me.

In my adventures, I happened to go by Mate Find tonight. The site has gone through a nice redesign, and looks very cool. But on to the sex and porn.

She was talking about chicks with nice asses and how much she liked them. Nothing unusual there. What I did find interesting was her comments about big cocks.

Hey Debbie
“I gotta say, that’s a nice fucking cock on Lloyd over there. I bet that guy could fuck all night with a cock that size.

Now, we all know that chicks dig big, hard cocks and they love a guy that can fuck all night, but do they talk dirty like that to each other?

It would turn me on if I overheard two girls talking like that without knowing I was listening. How about you? have you ever overheard chicks talking like that?

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If you like erotic stories, you might want to check out this new blog I happened across, Erotic Stories Blog. That chick has some pretty hot stuff. Check this out:

“I want you” I sighed, stroking his hard cock through his jeans some more. “I want all of you” I said loudly turning round to the small crowd now gathered around me. “I’m going to lay naked here on the ground behind this car and I want you all to cum over me”

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Well, it appears the Blog Slut just isn’t going to let this die. She has been digging around. Listen to what she has to say:

While the blogosphere is going nuts over Guckert’s possible connections to prostitution and the gay lifestyle, I am exploring the story of Jeff through the eyes of a web pornographer. I don’t know if he’s a hooker. I don’t know if he’s gay. There is one thing I do know for a fact. James Guckert is an adult webmaster

You should check it out. The owners of the program even admit that she is right. Very well done.

The place was full of cops. I saw this at a glance. Most of them were just standing around trying to look casual, all dressed exactly alike in their cute-rate Vegas casuals: plaid bermuda shorts, Arnie Palmer golf shirts and hairless white legs tapering down to rubberized “beach sandals.” It was a terrifying scene to walk into–a super stakeout of some kind. If I hadn’t known about the conference my mind might have snapped. You got the impression that somebody was going to be gunned down in a blazing crossfire at any moment–maybe the entire Manson Family.
My arrival was badly timed. Most of the national DAs and other cop-types had already checked in. These were the people who now stood around the lobby and stared grimly at newcomers. What appeared to be the Final Stakeout was only about two hundred vacationing cops with nothing better to do. They didn’t even notice each other.

–From Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas : A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream, by Hunter S. Thompson

A great author, sorry to see him go. When it comes to sex and drugs very few could capture it as well as Hunter S Thompson.

I suggest that everyone have a toast in his honor, then go watch a little porn.

I happened to go by the NaughtyWitch yesterday and was reading her latest entry:

The Interview with a FUCKING SLUT
She walks into his office with a tight silk blouse on and a short skirt and heels, her long goldish brown hair falling across her shoulders. She walks up to him, her potential boss, and smiles…looking at him with her hazel green eyes, and tells him “hi I’m Sarah, I’m here to interview for the job.”

I had to read further because it sounds like the girl I hired to be my sexretary. When we work together, she makes it pretty apparent that she is a horny bitch, but opportunity never presented itself, until last year in Las Vegas.

We had a weeklong convention that we both had to attend. Our first day during the convention had so much sexual tension that you could cut it with a knife. Throughout the entire day I was brushing he ass and tits without being too ovious to anyone else, but getting the message across to her. After years of working together we were both becoming quite anxious.

That evening we had a business meeting. As we sat next to each other in the crowded restaurant i slid my hand up and down her thigh. I could feel her quiver with excitement as she discreetly moved my hand away, but I knew she wanted to fuck me.

After the dinner I asked her if she wanted to come back to my condo for a drink or something. She seemed to have trouble speaking as she nodded her head up and down. As we drove down Las Vegas Blvd I put my hand on her thigh again, and this time she reclined her seat and unbuttoned her jeans.

I was checking out Celebrity Sex Tape Scandals and he has some very funny shit going on over there.

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Immediately after you blow your load in a girl’s mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up, she’ll look like an angry dragon.

The untold story. White Cheech has just learned from reliable sources that Donald Rumsfeld not only recently visited Iraq but arrived there with Paris Hilton and Condoleezza Rice!

You know that Rice is a very hot MILF, and with that little slut Paris Hilton, Donald is going to have some very heavy sex with those two.

Threesomes rule, and Rumsfeld got himself some good action there.

Have I mentioned that bad girls are the hottest? I love reading sexy, erotic stories. It makes my cock hard.

Sexual fantasies are almost as good as the real thing.

Bad girls are the best girls, and NaughtyWitch is really bad.

Anyone that does not believe that pheromones are for real don’t know how much they are missing when it comes to attracting the opposite sex.

Pheromones are naturally occurring substances the fertile body excretes externally, conveying an airborne message to trigger a response from the opposite sex of the same species.

Ever notice how chicks just seem to be attracted to certain guys as soon as they walk in the room? It is the pheromones. It works for the birds and the bees and it can work for you too.

Sounds like there is some hot and heavy phone sex going on out there. You know, if you are going to talk dirty you can always make it that much better if she has a toy to use while you talk her to climax.

Trust White Cheech, he has been doing this for years.

If you watched the SuperBowl you may have noticed one of the first commercials was one from GoDaddy. They had a hot, big titted blonde and they were making fun of Janet Jackson’s wardrobe malfunction from last year.

It was great. But the NFL made Fox pull it so it wasn’t played the second time, after it was paid for. What a bunch of garbage!

Big tits rule.

This guy is an young friend of mine, I suggest everyone take a visit to the Porn Editor - he has some great stories to tell.

Tell him White Cheech sent you.

She wants to see wants to see my big cock. I want to get her to use some of those pills that make big tits. They have these breast enhancement pills called BreastGain

Maybe I will buy a 6 month supply for her in exchange for some pictures.

So, I am watching the Paris Hilton sex tape on Hotel Heiress when all of a sudden my front door opens and this girl I used to date comes in.

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Since my 25″ monitor is the first thing noticed when walking in the room, it was hard for her to miss seeing Paris sucking Rick Solomon’s cock. She watched for about 2 minutes before reaching over and pulling my hard cock from my Levi 501’s and start blowing me.

Ten minutes later I had her on the couch and was fucking her pussy like there was no tomorrow.

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You youngsters think it is easy being the White Cheech, but it isn’t. Take this morning for example.

Last night I was out with this hot brunette until about 4 AM. We fucked like bunnies. It was great fun. I got to sleep about 5 and was blissfully dreaming of past conquests when I was awaken by the damn phone.

This MILF I have been seeing was calling me, wanting to come over. She likes the way I eat her pussy and wanted more. I told her to come over later this afternoon.

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