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I don’t know if this is another holiday put together by the greeting card companies or not, but apparently May is National Masturbation Month. From Mate Find:

I just read at Libida.com that May is National Masturbation Month. They give you 31 hot ways to masturbate for each day of this month…. can you masturbate 31 days in a row?
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I think it goes without saying that if you are in a courtroom, you probably should not whip your cock out and start beating off. Well, tell that to the judge . . . please. I found this at Celebrity Sex Tape Scandals:

BORDEAUX, France - A French judge was placed under official investigation for “sexual exposure‘’ in a courtroom, prosecutors said after a newspaper reported the judge masturbated while a lawyer pleaded her case.

The 39-year-old judge masturbated for several minutes last week while listening to a female lawyer addressing the court in a case dealing with a dispute between neighbors, regional paper La Charente Libre said.

You can read the rest of this weirdness here.

I am really do not know what to say. See, back in the day, White Cheech used to work in the field of law. I also used to date a really hot female attorney. I can almost picture us acting this little scene out at home. But in a courtroom? Hell, I would even turn off my pager so the vibration did not give me a hardon. The times are a changing I guess.

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CNN reports that President Bush may have tried some herb.

NEW YORK (AP) – Private conversations with George Bush secretly taped by an old friend before he was elected president foreshadow some of his political strategies and appear to reveal that he acknowledged trying marijuana, The New York Times has reported.

Bush also criticizes then-Vice President Al Gore for admitting marijuana use and explains why he would not do the same.

“I wouldn’t answer the marijuana questions,” he said, according to the Times. “You know why? Because I don’t want some little kid doing what I tried.”

He also states that he would not “kick gays, because I’m a sinner. How can I differentiate sin?”

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Well, back in ancient Greece they did. I guess the saying that things always come full circle still apply.

I happened upon this guy that calls himself General JC or PatriotBoy, and I have to admit, he is a strange one. Listen to this:

Nudity in the company of other men is nothing for which to be ashamed. It’s one of the ways we bond as warriors. The other is wrestling. Our ancient Spartan forbearers combined the two and created the greatest warrior society this world has ever seen. Your mention of wrestling and the pictures of your little soldier on the USMCPT web site tell me that you understand this ancient tradition. That’s the kind of knowledge men aren’t taught anymore. The very thought that the tradition lives on beyond my own little compound excites me in a strange and disturbing, yet liberating, way.

It seems that General JC may have some homo erotic leanings, or at the very least is a little bi-curious. That’s okay, it is 2005 after all, and if he wants to straddle the fence, it is okay. Being gay is nothing to be ashamed of. I might suggest that if you are gay or bi-curious that you might want to check out Cornhole Cruisers. It is my understanding that they have enough content to keep you spanking the monkey for hours on end. Only $4.95 for a three day trial. Jeff Gannon would.

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