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I don’t know if this is another holiday put together by the greeting card companies or not, but apparently May is National Masturbation Month. From Mate Find:

I just read at Libida.com that May is National Masturbation Month. They give you 31 hot ways to masturbate for each day of this month…. can you masturbate 31 days in a row?
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Well, to answer her question, yes, you can masturbate 31 days in a row. If you couldn’t they probably would have opted for February.

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Wait, maybe that isn’t her nipple, but rather her entire titty! I used to have a problem being able to tell the difference between Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen but I think Ashley has made it easy for me now. To be honest, I am starting to wonder who really has the cocaine problem,

The above picture was taken at a charity event Ashley attended on Thursday evening. I think the event was to raise money to give her a boob job.

Don’t do it Ashley! Don’t forget what happened to Tara Reid. You don’t want to look like you are starring in a slasher film, do you?

Of course, it isn’t a good thing when your entire tit is the size of Jenna Jameson’s nipple, there must be a solution. And there is, Breast Gain

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This stuff works. One of my girlfriends has been using Breast Gain for almost two months now, and it is obvious that her titties are growing.

Ladies, don’t take my word for it, try it yourself. After all, it has a 100% money back guarantee! You have up to a year to decide if they work or not. It sounds to me like those people over at Ultra Herbal are confident in their products. You should give them a try.

It was inevitable, ever since Paris Hilton’s T-Mobile SideKick was hacked, we have seen a flurry of similar occurrences with Fred Durst and most recently, Vida Guerra to name but a few. Well, White Cheech has just learned that Miss Nude Internet 2004 Vanilla DeVille’s cellphone has been hacked.

I even managed to get some of the hot pictures that were on it to share with my readers.

If you will recall, I recently introduced you to Vanilla DeVille. If you have not checked out her site yet, you do not know what you are missing. This chick is fucking hot. Just take a look at the pictures from her cellphone. If her cellphone has pictures like that, just image what you will find on her site.

In fact, let me give you a free sample of what you can expect to find there. Watch these videos of her having a threesome with some cheerleader and a very lucky guy. Enjoy.

When will these celebrities ever learn? Apparently, Vida Guerra’s T-Mobile SideKick got hacked like what happened with Paris Hilton and Fred Durst. I found this at Boogie’s Blog:

Looks like Vida Guerra’s cellphone got hacked and of course there were nudie pics on there. Why do celebs do this? I dont know.

surely you know Vida Guerra by now. She’s that hot girl from from Maxim, the one with the nice ass. She also was voted FHM’s 26 Sexiest girl in the world. She’s also played a stripper on the Chapelle Show a couple of times.

He has a bunch of pictures that you can find here.

I managed to find a few myself.

I have to admit, I was never a real big fan of cellphones, but T-Mobile is quickly becoming one of my favorite sources of celebrity porn.

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I was visiting my buddy the Porn Editor tonight, and again he is showing that he has a thing for those hot ebony women.

Today’s Big booty black girl is Angel Eyes. She has an incredible ass. I edited her for one of the Justin Slayer movies. I forget which one (I edit a lot of their movies).

She truly is a booty beauty, and she has a very sweet black pussy. I could almost smell her sweet black pussy thru the monitor. YUMMY. You could squeeze and suck on her juicy booty for days. Here are some sample pics of her juicy booty, and her thick red lips.

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I was reading an article at Big Ol Boobies about amateur porn.

The Appeal Of Amateur Porn

There was an interesting article on the MSNBC website about the “Appeal Of Amateur Porn” and how the age of technology has enabled people to make their own home porn movies. This is probably why we’ve seen a surge of celebrity sex tapes lately.

The biggest appeal of amateur porn is that while the girls in Playboy are hot, they are often made up to be almost like perfect dolls or unobtainable girls who wouldn’t give you the time of day; and amateur girls have the “girl next door” factor going on for them. Far more reachable for our delicate male egos.

You can read the rest of the article here.

I have to admit, when I buy porn videos my preference is for the ones where people send in tapes of them and their friends having an orgy. I have one particular favorite that includes this cute little brunette with tiny, but pert titties. She is just so damn cute and innocent looking, and obviously likes to suck cock, and I always have had a thing for girls that like to suck cock. I am strange that way.

These videos usually are not as hardcore as the professional pornstar types, but they are a lot of fun to watch.

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You can even download the movies to your pc so you can burn it to DVD and watch them over and over again. Beats Blockbuster, that is for sure.

Finally, now that the Olsen twins are legal, we can start posting compromising pictures of them. That being said, I present to you my first *drum roll please* Mary-Kate Olsen upskirt!

Too bad about the panties, but at least it gives us a slight camel toe. I have a feeling that this 18 year old pussy would taste pretty sweet. Of course, being a multi-millionaire would be the icing on that cake.

If you like upskirts like I like upskirts, you will want to check out Church Upskirts. This guy takes upskirts to the next level by getting shots in a fucking church!

If camel toes are your thing, check out I Spy Cameltoe. Hours of full length movies of nothing but camel toes. Definitely a must for the true camel toe fan.

I was visiting Big Ol Boobies today, and it looks like he scored a couple pictures of Jessica Simpson, both a nipple slip and an upskirt:

I scored some great explicit pictures of Jessica Simpson! This nasty little preacher’s daughter was caught with her white cotton panties exposed on stage! I just knew Jessica Simpson is the white cotton panties type! Damn, what I wouldn’t pay to sniff those

Check out his site for a glimpse.

I will admit that I think Jessica Simpson has zero talent, and I lost whatever respect I may have had for her after her bullshit on Saturday Night Live when she got busted lip synching, then had the gall to blame it on her band for playing the wrong song. Not only is she a liar, but she is insulting the intelligence of the nation if she thinks we couldn’t tell that the music was taped.

However, dumb blondes have their qualities, they are fun to look at and fuck. I mean, look at Paris Hilton. She certainly is no Rhodes Scholar, but she is nice to look at, and I wouldn’t mind letting her suck my cock.

If you want to check out all the hottest celebrity porn check out Celebs Xposed.

Sex sells, or so I have always been told. I guess Hollywood does not agree. I found this on Yahoo! News:

LAS VEGAS (Hollywood Reporter) - You can laugh about it. Fantasize about it. Be punished or killed for it. But what you can’t do is take sex seriously at the movies.

Look at the numbers on sexy movies. The list of boxoffice casualties is long. Both versions of “Lolita” died at the boxoffice, along with “Striptease,” “Showgirls,” “Henry and June,” “Crash,” “The Brown Bunny,” “The People vs. Larry Flynt,” “Crimes of Passion,” “Wonderland” “and “Original Sin.” Boosted by raves, the 1998 porn-world flick “Boogie Nights” topped out at $26 million. Even when Warner Bros. Pictures sold “Eyes Wide Shut” as a groundbreaking sex event movie starring Tom Cruise (news) and his then-wife Nicole Kidman, audiences blinked.

The old adage “sex sells” no longer applies to the movies.

Well, maybe they should rephrase that to say that crappy sex doesn’t sell.

I seem to recall several porn movies that did quite well. Deep Throat, The Devil In Miss Jones, Behind the Green Door and Debbie Does Dallas are just a few movies that cum to mind.

Nicole Kidman may be a decent actress, but she is no Marilyn Chambers or Linda Lovelace. On the giving end, Tom Cruise may be a talented actor, but John Holmes he ain’t.

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I know, I know, she can’t sing for shit, and would not be getting her picture posted here if it wasn’t for her daddy, the Prince of Darkness, hard rocker Ozzy Osbourne. But facts is facts and she has inherited celebrity status, so here you go, another celebrity nipple slip.

It looks to me like she might being some of that Breast Gain Plus.

So I have a question for you. How long before she has her own celebrity sex tape scandal? I mean she has to be at least as famous as Paris Hilton, and she certainly has the money. Isn’t a sex tape the next logical step?

I was visiting the Naughty Witch Sex Blog, and she has found a new porn blog for your viewing pleasure.

Camel Toe Nude
Cool porn site. Camel Toe Nude. It has tons of free porn, porn site reviews, free porn galleries, free porn videos and so much more.

Camel Toe Nude even has found camel toe porn!

Go check out Naughty Witch for more details. I know I am.

Celebrities and sex scandals seem to go hand in hand like blowjobs and facials. Just found this one at Celebrity Sex Tape Scandals.

The Movie and Television Review and Classification Board reprimanded the Sunday talk show “The Buzz” in a memorandum for airing a “very explicit” version of the reported sex video of comedienne Ethel Booba and her boyfriend, basketball player Alex Crisano.

“They should not have aired too much of it” MTRCB Chair Marissa Laguardia told Inquirer Entertainment on Friday.

I guess it comes down to the fact that you have not reached celebrity status unless you have your own sex tape these days.

If celebrity sex is your thing, I invite you to check out Celebs Xposed or Paris Hilton’s Hotel Heiress.

Look for White Cheech to release his own sex tape, coming soon.

Yes, I made an error when I first spelled her name as Tera Reid, when it should have been Tara Reid. Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa. At least Tara isn’t suing me. Sky Las Vegas Condominiums can’t say the same thing.

MSNBC reports:

LOS ANGELES - Tara Reid sued the owners of a Las Vegas condominium project Thursday for using her name in an ad that appears to be a reference to the accidental exposure of her breast last year as she posed on the red carpet.

Reid has said she had no idea she was flashing the paparazzi when the strap of her dress slipped off her left shoulder as she walked the red carpet at Sean “P. Diddy” Combs’ 35th birthday party

Okay, just how fucked up was this chick? Look at these pictures.

This chick must have been totally wasted. I mean trashed.

I stand by my earlier suggestions. She should have looked into Breast Gain. For $200 she could have nicer, bigger tits with no nasty scars. They don’t leak either.

The second thing I thought of was that she might consider checking out the natural bra.

Let’s spend the night together
Now I need you more than ever

You know I’m smiling baby
You need some guiding baby
I’m just deciding baby; now-
I need you more than ever
Let’s spend the night together
Let’s spend the night together now

Hopefully you recognize the lyrics from the Rolling Stones song of the same name. Well. leave it to Mick Jagger’s daughter to get involved in the latest celebrity sex tape scandal

Check out what I found at Big Ol Boobies:

What’s the deal here? Why do celebrities keep filming themselves having sex? They know that if it falls into the wrong hands, they’re going to be all over the Internet!

Well it seems like we have yet another stupid celebrity in a sex tape scandal here. Model Elizabeth Jagger, who is the daughter of Mick Jagger and Jerry Hall, has won a temporary injunction against anyone publishing further her new celebrity sex tape

You just know that tape is out there, and it is only a matter of time before we have it.

Just look at what it did for Paris Hilton.

Yes, there is another celebrity sex tape scandal and White Cheech is on it. This time it involves Dutch pop star Alana Dante.

This hot babe is seen giving a blowjob to her boyfriend, who was smart enough to give up a POV recording. For those of you that do not know what POV is, it means Point Of View. So it is as if you were watching her suck your cock. Thanks a lot buddy.

It seems if you are a celebrity these days, you need to have a steamy sex tape leaked out to the public in order to be discovered or to try and revive your career (ala Fred Durst).

Oh well, I am not complaining.

If you want to check out the latest celebrity sex tape scandals be sure to check out CelebsXposed or our own Paris Hilton at Hotel Heiress.

Hell, who doesn’t? I was reading one of my favorite blogs, Mate-Find and it sounds like she has noticed this herself:

Ever have a female masturbate in front of you? Or if you are female have you ever masturbated in front of your man? Guys love to watch. Guess that is why they love to watch lesbians licking each others pussies so much.

Well, I will admit it, I do enjoy watching a hot chick eat another girl’s pussy.

When it comes to eating pussy I consider myself an expert, but I have to say that Toni Freeland is right up there. Toni is a hot teen that goes around picking up on other hot babes and brings them home to fuck on film. Occasionally she lets the girl bring her boyfriend with her for some hot threesome action.

If you enjoy watching hot chicks fuck each other, and eat some pussy I highly suggest you check out Toni Freeland. You will find tons of hot videos and pictures. Definitely White Cheech approved.

Was checking out Big Ol Boobies and he seems to think so.

It has been suggested that some fading celebrities have leaked their home sex tapes in order to boost their career. Seeing just how much publicity Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson got from their infamous sex tape scandal, it wouldn’t be surprising to hear if some people like Fred Durst from the now declining in popularity, Limp Bizkit, leaked his own tape.

So what do you think? Are celebrities leaking their own tapes? Is Paris Hilton behind the release of her own tape?

We are all a bunch of voyeurs, and can’t get enough of the sex lives of our favorite celebs.

If you are a pervert like me, you should check out CelebsXposed and Hotel Heiress for all the hottest sex antics of your favorite stars.

I happened to come across some pictures of Tera Reid nipple slip at P Diddy’s birthdays party, and it reminded me of what I read at the NaughtyWitch:

I found this post about Tara Reids Boob being caught exposed. One photographers was lucky enough to be around.

The party-loving star hit the headlines a month ago (DEC04) when her newly-enhanced left breast popped out of her evening gown as she was posing for cameramen on the red carpet outside the rap mogul’s party.

Here are the pictures of Tara’s tit. It is obvious that she had a breast enhancement done.

You can find more hot celebrity pictures and sex tapes at Hotel Heiress and Celebs Xposed.

When I saw these pictures I immediately thought of two things. The first was that instead of having breast enhancement surgery she should have looked into Breast Gain. For $200 she could have nicer, bigger tits with no nasty scars. They don’t leak either.

The second thing I thought of was that she might consider checking out the natural bra. I have bought them for a couple of my girlfriends and they all like them a lot. Ladies, if you don’t want to experience the Tera Reid nipple slip yourself, you owe it to yourself to check out the natural bra.

Of course, if you have nice boobs and want to show them off, please feel free.

Whenever I thing of big boobies I also think about sweet pussy, and the sweetest pussy is a manicured pussy. Another gift I like to give my girlfriends is the finishing touch trimmer. They are only $15, so I keep one here for them to use when they want to trim their pussy hair before going out.

I am such a helpful guy, don’t you think?

I was over at Mate Find and she was talking about the re-release of the hot porn movie, Deep Throat. Apparently, Linda Lovelace is still in the top 5 of all time porn stars.

The top 4 porn stars of all times above Linda Lovelace are:

1. Ron Jeremy
2. Jenna Jameson
3. John Holmes
4. Traci Lords

I think that it is time for White Cheech to do a list of his top 5 current porn stars.

Since the Internet is the primary media for porn these days, I think it is only fair that I limit my choices to the girls with porn sites. On top of this list has to be Arika Ames.

I have had the pleasure of meeting and knowing this hottie, and have visited her site many times, and am not ashamed to say that I have enjoyed many hours of masturbating to her tight body, perky tits, and beautiful ass.

Check it out today.

If you like erotic stories, you might want to check out this new blog I happened across, Erotic Stories Blog. That chick has some pretty hot stuff. Check this out:

“I want you” I sighed, stroking his hard cock through his jeans some more. “I want all of you” I said loudly turning round to the small crowd now gathered around me. “I’m going to lay naked here on the ground behind this car and I want you all to cum over me”

Be sure to check it out.

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So, I was checking out Celebrity Sex Tape Scandals and I can’t believe it, but he has posted all the phone numbers on Paris Hilton’s SideKick!

Check out some of the names he listed:

Aguilera, Christina 1-310-917-9191
Durst, Fred 1-310-948-0808
Eminem 1-917-776-7643
Fiona Apple 1-917-412-6061

If you want to see more Paris Hilton videos and pictures you have to visit Hotel Heiress - they are the only ones that have all the raw, hard and uncut Paris Hilton sex tapes.

As promised, White Cheech comes thru with some of the pictures Paris Hilton took with her cellphone.

More to come of this little slut, as soon as I can get them uploaded. She does have some pretty tits.

Remember, these are cellphone quality, but you won’t find them anywhere else that I know of.

You have to love technology. Apparently , Paris Hilton’s Sidekick has been hacked. For those that don’t know, Sidekick is a service of T-Mobile’s where they store phone numbers and notes on their server. All of Paris’ info is now been made available on the Internet.

So, whose phone numbers does Paris have stored? How about Christina Aguilera, Fred Durst, Eminem, and Anna Kournikova. Additionally, her list includes Victoria Gotti, Ashlee Simpson, and Ashley Olsen.

I guess there are porn pictures of her there also. I am working on getting copies for you. For all the hottest Paris Hilton videos and pictures be sure to check out Hotel Heiress

I happened to go by the NaughtyWitch yesterday and was reading her latest entry:

The Interview with a FUCKING SLUT
She walks into his office with a tight silk blouse on and a short skirt and heels, her long goldish brown hair falling across her shoulders. She walks up to him, her potential boss, and smiles…looking at him with her hazel green eyes, and tells him “hi I’m Sarah, I’m here to interview for the job.”

I had to read further because it sounds like the girl I hired to be my sexretary. When we work together, she makes it pretty apparent that she is a horny bitch, but opportunity never presented itself, until last year in Las Vegas.

We had a weeklong convention that we both had to attend. Our first day during the convention had so much sexual tension that you could cut it with a knife. Throughout the entire day I was brushing he ass and tits without being too ovious to anyone else, but getting the message across to her. After years of working together we were both becoming quite anxious.

That evening we had a business meeting. As we sat next to each other in the crowded restaurant i slid my hand up and down her thigh. I could feel her quiver with excitement as she discreetly moved my hand away, but I knew she wanted to fuck me.

After the dinner I asked her if she wanted to come back to my condo for a drink or something. She seemed to have trouble speaking as she nodded her head up and down. As we drove down Las Vegas Blvd I put my hand on her thigh again, and this time she reclined her seat and unbuttoned her jeans.

White Cheech has a new fuck buddy and I met her on Valentines Day. You should check out the ass on this babe. She has tits that say suck me.

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There are rumors that Deep Throat is going to be released again to the movie theaters. CNN reports that it will be ready to be re-released sometime this week.

I remember seeing that movie at the Pussycat Theater back in 1972. Linda Lovelace made quite the impression on me. I was 18, and while I was already sexually active it never dawned on me that one woman to take so much at one time.

She was fucked in every available hole, often at the same time. And man, could she ever suck cock. It was the first porn movie I had ever seen, and I felt like quite the voyeur.

I think Paris Hilton should watch this re-release. She might learn something.